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30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man

Postby Em Eye » Wed, 27 Jul 2005 6:42 am

30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man

1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird'.

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Re: 30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man

Postby stefania » Wed, 27 Jul 2005 9:59 am

Em Eye wrote:30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man
25. Is that an optical illusion?


Here's one for Sapphire! :P

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Re: 30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man

Postby Alfalfa » Wed, 27 Jul 2005 10:07 am

Em Eye wrote:30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man


30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird'.


This could be appropriate in the wee hours of the morning right? :)
We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm Good.


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