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Perfect Days

Postby Fohls » Tue, 26 Jul 2005 3:53 pm

HIS AND HERS PERFECT DAYS

For HER

08:15 Wake up to hugs and kisses
08:30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday
08:45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and croissants; open presents expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner.
09:15 Soothing hot bath with frangipani oil
10:00 Light workout at club with handsome, funny personal trainer
10:30 Facial, manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry
12:00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe
12:45 Catch sight of husband's / boyfriend's ex and notice that she has gained 7 kg
13:00 Shopping with friends. Unlimited credit.
15:00 Nap
16:00 3 dozen red roses delivered by florist from a secret admirer
16:15 Light workout at club followed by massage from strong but gentle hunk who says that he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body
17:30 Choose outfit from expensive, designer wardrobe. Parade in front of full length mirror
19:30 Candlelit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments received from other diners / dancers
22:00 Hot shower (alone)
22:50 Carried to bed. Freshly ironed, crisp, new white linen
23:00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddling
23:15 Fall asleep in his big, strong arms.


For HIM

06:00 Alarm
06:15 Blow job
06:30 Massive, satisfying dump whilst reading the sports pages
07:00 Breakfast. Rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast - all cooked by naked buxom wench
07:30 Limo arrives
07:45 Several whiskeys en-route to airport
09:15 Flight in personal Lear jet
09:30 Limo to St. Andrew' s golf club (blow job en-route)
09:45 Play front nine (2 under)
11:45 Lunch. Pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Blow job
12:30 Play back nine (4 under)
14:15 Limo back to airport (several whiskeys)
14:30 Fly to Monte Carlo
15:30 Late afternoon fishing excursion with all female crew (all nude)
16:30 Land world record Marlin (1234lb) on light tackle.
17:00 Fly home. Massage and hand job by Elle McPherson
18:45 Shit, shower and shave
19:00 Watch news: Michael Jackson assassinated; marijuana and porn legalised
19:45 Dinner. Lobster appetisers, Dom Perignon (1953); big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
21:00 Napoleon brandy and Cohiba cigar in front of wall-sized TV showing International Match of the Day. England 11: Germany 0.
22:45 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies)
23:30 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing ale
00:15 Night cap blow job
00:30 In bed alone
00:35 A 12 second fart which changes note 4 times and forces the dog to leave the room.

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Postby dot dot dot » Tue, 26 Jul 2005 4:24 pm

hand job by Elle McPherson


Could I get an upgrade to Michelle Pfeiffer?

The rest will do, thank you.

Eric

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Postby Fohls » Tue, 26 Jul 2005 4:26 pm

I'm sure that could be arranged for an additional fee...

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Postby dot dot dot » Tue, 26 Jul 2005 4:33 pm

Michelle is pfeiffeless, sorry: priceless.

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Postby Uh_huh » Wed, 27 Jul 2005 2:20 pm

Wow, a 12 second fart.....with 4 different pitches.....I'd love one of those. Shit stains included??

With so many blow and hand jobs, the nutsack must be the size of a small lady's handbag.
Of course I'm insane, thats because I'm a freaking genius.
So you and you and you, get out of my mind!

VENI VIDI VICI
VENGENCE IS MINE!!!!

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Postby dot dot dot » Wed, 27 Jul 2005 2:59 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

good one uh_huh!

Eric

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Postby eben444 » Wed, 27 Jul 2005 7:02 pm

LMAO...i havent laughed so hard in days ! Thanks !


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