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The Sixth Affair

Postby Carpe Diem » Tue, 26 Jul 2005 1:44 pm

Jake was dying. His wife, Becky, was maintaining a candlelight Vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "Becky my darling," he whispered.

"Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk."

He was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice, "I have something that I must confess."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky, "everything's all right, go to sleep."

"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I ... I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother!"

"I know, my sweet one" whispered Becky, "that's why I poisoned you."
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Postby kansah » Tue, 26 Jul 2005 1:47 pm

Haha! A very solicitous wife :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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Postby dot dot dot » Tue, 26 Jul 2005 2:05 pm

think the wife is called Vicky, her hubby is more likely called Becky? :mrgreen:


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