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The Fourth Affair

Postby Carpe Diem » Mon, 25 Jul 2005 7:00 pm

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." Then she quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered. "Just pretend you're a statue."

"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.

"Oh it's a statue," she replied nonchalantly. "The Smith's bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got one for us too." No more was said about the statue, not even later when they went to sleep.

Around two in the morning, the husband got out of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a sandwich and a glass of milk.

"Here," he said to the statue, "eat something. I stood like an idiot at the Smith's for three days and nobody offered me as much as a glass of water."
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Postby Flora » Mon, 25 Jul 2005 8:01 pm

Bravo!! LOL! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby Matney » Mon, 25 Jul 2005 10:34 pm

Pretty good, Carpe Diem, pretty good! lol :lol:

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Postby Vodkashot » Tue, 26 Jul 2005 1:06 am

:oops:
Not true! He did not offer me sandwich.

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Postby Alfalfa » Tue, 26 Jul 2005 9:04 am

well that was funny.. sure lighten up my morning CD..thanks.
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