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Post by eben444 » Fri, 22 Jul 2005 6:37 pm

Smart Farmer:

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by,
The traffic built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day.

So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said,
"You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."

"What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.
"I don't care," said Farmer John. "Just do something about these
crazy drivers!"

So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a
sign that said


Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've
Got to do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign
Seems to make them go even faster."

So, again, the sheriff sends out the county workers and they put
up a new sign:

SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY. But that sped them up even more!

So Farmer John kept calling, and the sheriff kept changing the
signs.Finally, Farmer John said to the sheriff, "Your signs are doing
no good. Can I put up my own sign?"

The sheriff was ready to let Farmer John do just about anything
in order to get him to stop calling every day. He said, "Sure thing,
put up your own sign."

And after that, the sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John.

Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he
decided to give Farmer John a call. "How's the problem with those
drivers? Did you put up your sign?"

"Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been killed since then.
I've got to go. I'm very busy." He hung up the phone.

The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself "I'd
better go out there and take a look at that sign... it might be
something that WE could use to slow down drivers..."

So the sheriff drove out to Farmer John's house, and his jaw
dropped the moment he saw the sign. It was spray-painted on a sheet of wood:

*** Go slow and watch out for the chicks ***

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