Hey I LOVE to cook, and I prefer to do my own killing. I kill plenty of carrots, leafy greens and a watermelon or two......Alfalfa wrote:Why are you reading this if you're not lady?
1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
No wonder Darth Vader has such a nice breast place and that wonderful horse breathing.Alfalfa wrote: 5. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.
Ahhh....thank you Alfafa....I know how to get rid of someone. 8)Alfalfa wrote:22. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you; I want to marry you; I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave so fast, they leave skid marks.
seraphim wrote:Ahhh....thank you Alfafa....I know how to get rid of someone. 8)Alfalfa wrote:22. Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. "Get out" and "I never want to see you again" might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying, "I love you; I want to marry you; I want to have your children." Sometimes they leave so fast, they leave skid marks.
Aww, thats just so sweet. You better be a guy! So, are you yummy or were u referring to me as yummy?sapphire's personal troll wrote:Hi honey,sapphire wrote:Now I'm jealous, I never seem to have a dedicated troll.
Here I am, you personal troll. Let the good days come, I am all yours, yummie...
the stalking sapphire troll. 8)
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