Comprehending IT guys - Take One

[Carpe Diem]

Two IT students were walking across the park when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second IT guy replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The second IT guy nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

[kansah]

must either be a eunuch, a very faithful husband/boyfriend , or an extremely myopic yet attractive geek for a woman to throw herself to .

poor woman. must have been humiliating for her.