What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
What is a computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.
What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.
Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.
What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.
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Hey, Thanks for many funny moments I have each time I read your jokes.mad wrote:What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.
What is a computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.
What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.
Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.
What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.
Good effort. tq
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