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Computer Quickies

Post by mad » Fri, 15 Jul 2005 10:00 am

What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.

What is a computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.

Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.

What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.

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Re: Computer Quickies

Post by asiafleamarket » Fri, 15 Jul 2005 1:20 pm

mad wrote:What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.

What is a computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.

Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.

What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.
Hey, Thanks for many funny moments I have each time I read your jokes.

Good effort. tq

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Post by kansah » Fri, 15 Jul 2005 2:10 pm

8) 8) 8)

great joke. makes sense too. never fails to make me smile, 8)
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