Computer Quickies

[mad]

What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.

What is a computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.

Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.

What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.

[asiafleamarket]

What does a baby computer call his father?
Data.

What is a computer's first sign of old age?
Loss of memory.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?
It slipped a disk.

Why was there a bug in the computer?
It was looking for a byte to eat.

What is a computer virus?
A terminal illness.

Hey, Thanks for many funny moments I have each time I read your jokes.

Good effort. tq

[kansah]

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great joke. makes sense too. never fails to make me smile, 8)