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Postby eben444 » Thu, 14 Jul 2005 5:56 pm

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't
feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my
wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably
have a present for me.

As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning,
let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for
you, the children will remember..

The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when
I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good
morning, Boss. Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that
someone had remembered.

I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your
birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."

I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all
day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we
normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We
had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a
beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if
you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into
something more comfortable"

"Sure!" I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came
out carrying a huge birthday cake -----

followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all
singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there ----

on the couch ----

naked...


( and nope..i aint 45 and glad to say i havent been in such a situation :) )

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Postby elizabeth » Thu, 14 Jul 2005 6:05 pm

Serious or just joke.. If it is seriuos you must be very embrass and lost.. But if it is a joke that a good joke..

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Postby eben444 » Thu, 14 Jul 2005 6:08 pm

elizabeth wrote:Serious or just joke.. If it is seriuos you must be very embrass and lost.. But if it is a joke that a good joke..


gawwddd...its a joke ! :oops: :)

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Postby elizabeth » Thu, 14 Jul 2005 6:14 pm

eben444 wrote:
elizabeth wrote:Serious or just joke.. If it is seriuos you must be very embrass and lost.. But if it is a joke that a good joke..


gawwddd...its a joke ! :oops: :)


Anyway that a good joke.. It just make my day great..


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