feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my
wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably
have a present for me.
As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning,
let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for
you, the children will remember..
The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when
I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent..
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good
morning, Boss. Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that
someone had remembered.
I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said,
"You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your
birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."
I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all
day. "Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we
normally go; instead we went out to a private little place. We
had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a
beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not."
She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if
you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into
something more comfortable"
"Sure!" I excitedly replied.
She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came
out carrying a huge birthday cake -----
followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all
singing Happy Birthday.
And I just sat there ----
on the couch ----
naked...
( and nope..i aint 45 and glad to say i havent been in such a situation
)
