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Rules of Spiritual Wisdom ;-)

Postby Global Citizen » Wed, 13 Jul 2005 9:18 pm

TWELVE RULES OF SPIRITUAL WISDOM

1. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.

2. There is no key to happiness. The door is always open.

3. Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted.

4. Dear God, I have a problem, it's me.

5. Laugh every day, it is like inner jogging.

6. Blessed are the flexible for they shall not be bent out of shape.

7. The most important things in your home are the people.

8. As a child of God, prayer is kind of like calling home everyday.

9. He who dies with the most toys is still dead.

10. It is all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done.

11. Surviving and living your life successfully requires courage. The goals and dreams you're seeking require courage and risk taking. Learn from the turtle, it only makes progress when it sticks out its neck.

12. Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are. :wink:

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Postby Uh_huh » Fri, 15 Jul 2005 11:39 am

Here's more:

Wear sunscreen....

Shave, or your zipper might get you one day....
Of course I'm insane, thats because I'm a freaking genius.
So you and you and you, get out of my mind!

VENI VIDI VICI
VENGENCE IS MINE!!!!

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Postby kansah » Fri, 15 Jul 2005 3:35 pm

lol uh-huh. very funny! did u get urself in a similar situation?
Think of the solution; not the problem.

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Postby Uh_huh » Sat, 16 Jul 2005 11:47 am

No, but maybe you might.
Of course I'm insane, thats because I'm a freaking genius.

So you and you and you, get out of my mind!



VENI VIDI VICI

VENGENCE IS MINE!!!!

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Postby kansah » Sat, 16 Jul 2005 12:55 pm

impossible! too careful for that. 8)
Think of the solution; not the problem.

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Postby stefania » Sat, 16 Jul 2005 3:20 pm

Aren't you a girl kansah? Or did i get ya sex wrong?

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Postby Global Citizen 1 » Sun, 17 Jul 2005 6:32 pm


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Postby Bystander » Mon, 18 Jul 2005 4:19 pm

girl also got hair down there mah.


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