I didn't mean the guy was having a hard on, can't blaime him anyway.
BUT what if he WAS having a hard-on !!!!
Perhaps some photoshop magic would help..
But seriously, I would think that they would wear more, if it were winter. Or, it would fall off, spit at its owner and run away....

Of course I'm insane, thats because I'm a freaking genius.
So you and you and you, get out of my mind!
VENI VIDI VICI
VENGENCE IS MINE!!!!