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Post by CNA » Mon, 11 Jul 2005 2:31 pm

this is my fav statistical joke...

Eighty percent of all ppl consider themselves above average

Statistically speaking, in China, even if you are a one in a million kind of guy, there are a thousand more just like you.

With one foot in a bucket of ice water, and one foot in a bucket of boiling water, you are, on the average, comfortable.

It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those people who celebrate the most birthdays become the oldest.

Three percent exceeds 2 percent by 50 percent, not by 1 percent.
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Post by Wimbledon Guy » Tue, 12 Jul 2005 11:29 am

Statistician One: How's your wife?
Statistician Two: Compared to what?


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Post by sapphire » Tue, 12 Jul 2005 4:01 pm

Wimbledon Guy wrote:Statistician One: How's your wife?
Statistician Two: Compared to what?


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Post by Saint » Tue, 12 Jul 2005 4:08 pm

A recent 10 year US government survey costing $3m revealed that 3 out of 4 people in America make up 75% of the the country's population

The great majority of people have more than the average number of legs!

97.3% of statistics are made up

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