this is my fav statistical joke...
Eighty percent of all ppl consider themselves above average
Statistically speaking, in China, even if you are a one in a million kind of guy, there are a thousand more just like you.
With one foot in a bucket of ice water, and one foot in a bucket of boiling water, you are, on the average, comfortable.
It is proven that the celebration of birthdays is healthy. Statistics show that those people who celebrate the most birthdays become the oldest.
Three percent exceeds 2 percent by 50 percent, not by 1 percent.