Expat Managers

[English Gent]

How many expat managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to notice that it needs changing, one to prepare a budget, one to sign it off, one to order it from supplies and one to tell their secretary it needs replacing.

[Guest]

How many local managers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, there aren't any.

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How many local managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Doesn't matter, nobody dares to take responsibility


Hehe just joking

[Fifi]

How many english gentile-men does it take to screw and screw up several dozen women all over this island and get away with it? ONE!

[Uh_huh]

How many english gentile-men does it take to screw and screw up several dozen women all over this island and get away with it? ONE!

Damn this is deep.
Wow, my left brain is beginning to hurt, and so is my left testicle......


so if I unscrew my left testicle and switch it with my right nut, will the pain go away?

[MorningGlory]

How many english gentile-men does it take to screw and screw up several dozen women all over this island and get away with it? ONE!

Damn this is deep.
Wow, my left brain is beginning to hurt, and so is my left testicle......


so if I unscrew my left testicle and switch it with my right nut, will the pain go away?

No sweetheart but your brain may light up!!!

[Vaucluse]

How many english gentile-men does it take to screw and screw up several dozen women all over this island and get away with it? ONE!

How do you know he is a gentile?

[Uh_huh]

No sweetheart but your brain may light up!!!

Damn is it bright here!!!!

Now if only I can get my lightsaber to do the same thing.

C'mon Yoda, you little squirt......