How many expat managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to notice that it needs changing, one to prepare a budget, one to sign it off, one to order it from supplies and one to tell their secretary it needs replacing.
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Re: EGM
Damn this is deep.Fifi wrote:How many english gentile-men does it take to screw and screw up several dozen women all over this island and get away with it? ONE!
Wow, my left brain is beginning to hurt, and so is my left testicle......
so if I unscrew my left testicle and switch it with my right nut, will the pain go away?
Of course I'm insane, thats because I'm a freaking genius.
So you and you and you, get out of my mind!
VENI VIDI VICI
VENGENCE IS MINE!!!!
So you and you and you, get out of my mind!
VENI VIDI VICI
VENGENCE IS MINE!!!!
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Re: EGM
No sweetheart but your brain may light up!!!Uh_huh wrote:Damn this is deep.Fifi wrote:How many english gentile-men does it take to screw and screw up several dozen women all over this island and get away with it? ONE!
Wow, my left brain is beginning to hurt, and so is my left testicle......
so if I unscrew my left testicle and switch it with my right nut, will the pain go away?
Re: EGM
Fifi wrote:How many english gentile-men does it take to screw and screw up several dozen women all over this island and get away with it? ONE!
How do you know he is a gentile?
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'nuff said
'nuff said

Re: EGM
MorningGlory wrote:
No sweetheart but your brain may light up!!!
Damn is it bright here!!!!
Now if only I can get my lightsaber to do the same thing.
C'mon Yoda, you little squirt......
Of course I'm insane, thats because I'm a freaking genius.
So you and you and you, get out of my mind!
VENI VIDI VICI
VENGENCE IS MINE!!!!
So you and you and you, get out of my mind!
VENI VIDI VICI
VENGENCE IS MINE!!!!
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