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Postby English Gent » Fri, 08 Jul 2005 8:52 am

How many expat managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to notice that it needs changing, one to prepare a budget, one to sign it off, one to order it from supplies and one to tell their secretary it needs replacing.

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Postby Guest » Fri, 08 Jul 2005 10:26 am

How many local managers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, there aren't any.

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How many local managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Doesn't matter, nobody dares to take responsibility


Hehe just joking :)

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Postby Fifi » Mon, 11 Jul 2005 8:53 am

How many english gentile-men does it take to screw and screw up several dozen women all over this island and get away with it? ONE!

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Postby Uh_huh » Sun, 17 Jul 2005 1:25 am

Fifi wrote:How many english gentile-men does it take to screw and screw up several dozen women all over this island and get away with it? ONE!


Damn this is deep.
Wow, my left brain is beginning to hurt, and so is my left testicle......


so if I unscrew my left testicle and switch it with my right nut, will the pain go away?
Of course I'm insane, thats because I'm a freaking genius.
So you and you and you, get out of my mind!

VENI VIDI VICI
VENGENCE IS MINE!!!!

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Re: EGM

Postby MorningGlory » Sun, 17 Jul 2005 4:05 pm

Uh_huh wrote:
Fifi wrote:How many english gentile-men does it take to screw and screw up several dozen women all over this island and get away with it? ONE!


Damn this is deep.
Wow, my left brain is beginning to hurt, and so is my left testicle......


so if I unscrew my left testicle and switch it with my right nut, will the pain go away?


No sweetheart but your brain may light up!!!

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Re: EGM

Postby Vaucluse » Mon, 18 Jul 2005 12:23 am

Fifi wrote:How many english gentile-men does it take to screw and screw up several dozen women all over this island and get away with it? ONE!


How do you know he is a gentile?
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'nuff said Image

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Re: EGM

Postby Uh_huh » Mon, 18 Jul 2005 10:40 am

MorningGlory wrote:

No sweetheart but your brain may light up!!!



Damn is it bright here!!!!

Now if only I can get my lightsaber to do the same thing.

C'mon Yoda, you little squirt......
Of course I'm insane, thats because I'm a freaking genius.

So you and you and you, get out of my mind!



VENI VIDI VICI

VENGENCE IS MINE!!!!


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