Expat Managers

English Gent · Post by **English Gent** » Fri, 08 Jul 2005 8:52 am

How many expat managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. One to notice that it needs changing, one to prepare a budget, one to sign it off, one to order it from supplies and one to tell their secretary it needs replacing.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri, 08 Jul 2005 10:26 am

How many local managers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, there aren't any.

--

How many local managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Doesn't matter, nobody dares to take responsibility

Hehe just joking

Fifi · Post by **Fifi** » Mon, 11 Jul 2005 8:53 am

How many english gentile-men does it take to screw and screw up several dozen women all over this island and get away with it? ONE!

Uh_huh · Post by **Uh_huh** » Sun, 17 Jul 2005 1:25 am

Fifi wrote:How many english gentile-men does it take to screw and screw up several dozen women all over this island and get away with it? ONE!

Damn this is deep.
Wow, my left brain is beginning to hurt, and so is my left testicle......

so if I unscrew my left testicle and switch it with my right nut, will the pain go away?

MorningGlory · Post by **MorningGlory** » Sun, 17 Jul 2005 4:05 pm

Uh_huh wrote:
Fifi wrote:How many english gentile-men does it take to screw and screw up several dozen women all over this island and get away with it? ONE!
Damn this is deep.
Wow, my left brain is beginning to hurt, and so is my left testicle......

so if I unscrew my left testicle and switch it with my right nut, will the pain go away?

No sweetheart but your brain may light up!!!

Vaucluse · Post by **Vaucluse** » Mon, 18 Jul 2005 12:23 am

Fifi wrote:How many english gentile-men does it take to screw and screw up several dozen women all over this island and get away with it? ONE!

How do you know he is a gentile?

Uh_huh · Post by **Uh_huh** » Mon, 18 Jul 2005 10:40 am

MorningGlory wrote:

No sweetheart but your brain may light up!!!

Damn is it bright here!!!!

Now if only I can get my lightsaber to do the same thing.

C'mon Yoda, you little squirt......

SINGAPORE EXPATS FORUM
Singapore Expat Forum and Message Board for Expats in Singapore & Expatriates Relocating to Singapore

Expat Managers

Expat Managers

EGM

Re: EGM

Re: EGM

Re: EGM

Re: EGM

Who is online