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Postby Alfalfa » Thu, 07 Jul 2005 5:19 pm

Crisane Romitares wrote:
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said,
"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your
wishes.
Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said,
"That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock
to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful
Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The
frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And
he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay,
because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the
richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a
mild heart attack."

Moral of the story:
Women are clever. Don't mess with them.


Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here
and continue feeling good.

Male readers: Please scroll down.













































The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!! Moral of the
story:
Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to
think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show
that women never listen!!!
We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm Good.

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Postby dot dot dot » Thu, 07 Jul 2005 6:03 pm

hehehehe.... like it!

Eric


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