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You know you've been out of uni too long when.....

Post by Fohls » Thu, 07 Jul 2005 3:57 pm

A warning to those still living the life of things to enjoy and an ode to a past life to those of us who have been there done that and now pay the bills.

You Know You've Been Out Of University Too Long When:
1. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to sleep
2. Having sex in a single bed is absurd.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. Your fantasies of having sex with three women with lesbian tendencies are replaced by fantasies of having sex with anyone at all.
5. You don't volunteer for clinical trials at the local hospital.
6. You know all of the people sleeping in your house.
7. You hear your favourite song in the lift at work.
8. Informative TV does not include Richard and Judy (Morning magazine show).
9. The bank manager doesn't write threatening letters any more.
10.You carry an umbrella.
11.Seven-day benders are no longer realistic.
12.You don't go to Tesco's (Cold Storage etc...) with all your friends.
13.You have standing orders and direct debits.
14.The heating works in your house.
15.Your friends marry and divorce instead of get together and break-up.
16.You pay the government thousands of pounds every year.
17.You go from 130 days of holidays to 20.
18.Jeans and a jumper no longer qualify as 'dressed up'.
19.You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
20.You get out of bed in the morning even if it's raining.
21.Washing up is not an annual ritual.
22.Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
23.You don't know what time the kebab shop closes anymore.
24.Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
25.You feed your dog Pal instead of McDonalds.
26.You don't get ideas for drinks from local tramps.
27.You don't put half-finished curries in the fridge to eat later.
28.You don't spend half your day strategically planning pub crawls.
29.You "hate scrounging students".
30.You no longer have a strange attraction to road signs when drunk.
31.Sleeping in the lounge is a no-no.
32.You can't persuade your flatmates to 'Drink till dawn'.
33.You don't spend Wednesday afternoons in the pub.
34.You always know where you are when you wake up.
35.You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
36.A fire in the kitchen is not a laugh.
37.You go to the chemist for Panadol and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
38.A #3 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff'.
39.You can remember the name of the person you wake up next to.
40.You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
41.You don't have mice living in your kitchen.
42.Grocery lists are longer than pot noodles & cans of lager

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Post by sapphire » Thu, 07 Jul 2005 4:03 pm

OUCH!! :cry:
It's not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity, and make it work for you.

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Post by stefania » Thu, 07 Jul 2005 4:04 pm

Good one! Man i miss those unsettled and crazy days....when booze, partying and anarchy ruled.

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Post by Fohls » Thu, 07 Jul 2005 4:07 pm

Dunno what you're talking about they still rule mine :lol:

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