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Postby Peteman » Mon, 04 Jul 2005 7:44 pm

Hi, forgive me for intruding, i noticed that there's a whole bunch of funny witty ladies here and am delighted!

I would love to get in touch with ladies of any age who will be willing to show me around a little or just keep me company for dinner, i am new here and am very respectful of course.

I dont beleive in any age bias, i am late 30s and will be happy to go out with anyone younger or older, for good company, conversation, food, etc. any race, nationality..

I am fit and attractive, i dress well and am very easy going! write me wont you?

lordpeteman@yahoo.com

LOL!

Postby LOL! » Tue, 05 Jul 2005 4:46 pm

I dont beleive in any age bias, i am late 30s and will be happy to go out with anyone younger or older, for good company, conversation, food, etc. any race, national

Hia Peteman, and how are you keeping? Welcome to the forum.

Without digressing too much, please allow me interoduce myself to you.

I am a 75 year old lady looking for some fun with a toyboy. I am known for making wonderful lively conversations according to my friends. My conversations are to die for. They are not only lively and wonderful but also very intellectual and full of humor. You see, I love a good sense of humor as I have one. I can chat up anyone at anytime of any race, nationality or age. Age is no bar with me. I am a very friendly old lady if you can call me 'old'. I dress up to nines to impress people. All my clothes are made to measure to suit my curvy figure. Of course, you have to be careful with my sagging tits, and god only knows what else!!! I am a lady with very expensive tastes and please be very selective when you buy me a present to woo me!

I love eating out too. Yeap, I eat out almost everyday at the most expensive venues. These expensive venues cater for all my culinary delights and I love being pampered with food :lol: My ancestors always believed in eating good food. They left a kind of legacy behind when they passed over. You will never find me sitting at any of the local coffee houses for food. These local CHs make me want to puke!!! I can also teach you a trick or two about how to live in this curious world of ours without getting too serious or taking it to heart!!!heheheheee

So, are you willing to by my toyboy, Peteman???

One word of warning though. Don't believe everything you read on this forum. heheheheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee



:lol: :lol: :lol: :D

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Postby Alfalfa » Tue, 05 Jul 2005 4:53 pm

:lol:... lol I can't help laughing at your reply.. Jeez...
hahahahahahahaha....

Peteman.. maybe you wanna the join the WNDC instead!
We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm Good.

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Postby Serenity » Wed, 06 Jul 2005 10:38 pm

Hahahahahaaaaaa :D

Hey lady, are you real or what?????????????????

Judging from what you have said in your post, I doubt if anyone will be interested here in Singapore 4 a simple that Singaporean people have no class or taste in sophisticated birds like you. :lol: :lol:


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