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Some Universal Laws - Not taught in school

Postby sabrina77 » Fri, 01 Jul 2005 11:17 am

1) Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with rease, your nose will begin to itch.

2) Anthony's Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the
least accessible corner.

3) Kovac's Conundrum: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an
engaged one.

4) Cannon's Karmic Law: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

5) O ' Brian's Variation Law: If you change queues (Train Ticket
reservation), the one you have left will start to move faster than the one
you are in now.

6) BELL'S THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

7) RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

8) WILLOUGHBY'S LAW: When you try to prove to someone that a machine /system won't work, it will.

9) ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach.

10) BREDA'S RULE: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

11) OWEN'S LAW: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12) HOWDEN'S LAW: You remember you have to mail a letter only when you're near the mailbox.

13) KITCEN'S RULE: You doubt whether you have switched off the light or not once you are on the Bus to office.

Rule # 5 and 8 always works for me....!!!! :lol:

What abt for you guys????

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Postby stefania » Fri, 01 Jul 2005 1:47 pm

Haha brilliant! :D

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Postby sapphire » Fri, 01 Jul 2005 4:07 pm

its weird to read this, happens every day in your life, u just never put it down on paper. very neat indeed.
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Postby metroguy » Fri, 01 Jul 2005 7:26 pm

one more..

Murphy's Law: When one expects things to go in one direction, one can't help noticing they go in the opposite direction. e.g: you are waiting for bus no.A in your direction, you see many going in the opposite direction.
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Uest

Postby Uest » Sat, 02 Jul 2005 7:57 am

This one happens to me almost every morning: when you drop your sandwich it will always fall butter-side down :cry:

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Postby magicwand » Sun, 03 Jul 2005 3:06 pm

hahaha very true indeed ......

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Postby banana » Sun, 03 Jul 2005 4:42 pm

Uest wrote:This one happens to me almost every morning: when you drop your sandwich it will always fall butter-side down :cry:


And cats always land on their feet. Strap a slice of bread butter side up to the back of a cat and you have a perpetual machine.

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Postby Uh_huh » Mon, 18 Jul 2005 3:01 pm

I've had this one many times : The minute you read a "silence please" sign, your handphone rings.
Of course I'm insane, thats because I'm a freaking genius.
So you and you and you, get out of my mind!

VENI VIDI VICI
VENGENCE IS MINE!!!!

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Postby Uh_huh » Mon, 18 Jul 2005 3:09 pm

Or these:

There is always a hole in your sock, whenever you have to remove your shoes in public.

There is always nothing to eat except sinful foods whenever you go on a diet.

The toilet is always too far away whenever you need it NOW!

A pimple on the forehead/nose/face always appears on the day of a big date or meeting.
Of course I'm insane, thats because I'm a freaking genius.

So you and you and you, get out of my mind!



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VENGENCE IS MINE!!!!


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