Well, I might consider joining except I have this ingrained genetic urge to pick nits out of the fur of any simian sitting next to me... especially the female ones. You're in luck though... I use my right hand for the important things in life... ambibidextrous for many others.newgirl wrote:I'm not going to let it get me down though and am forming my own group-you can only join if you have a simian avatar. Strong Eagle want to join?
PS I am left handed too, so may consider a left handed simian avatar group- Strong Eagle if you are a righty, you are not welcome to join this group
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Exclusive expat group meetup?
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hahahahhahaha- v funny, made me laugh lotsStrong Eagle wrote:Well, I might consider joining except I have this ingrained genetic urge to pick nits out of the fur of any simian sitting next to me... especially the female ones. You're in luck though... I use my right hand for the important things in life... ambibidextrous for many others.newgirl wrote:I'm not going to let it get me down though and am forming my own group-you can only join if you have a simian avatar. Strong Eagle want to join?
PS I am left handed too, so may consider a left handed simian avatar group- Strong Eagle if you are a righty, you are not welcome to join this group
PS- You could form your own group, the ambidextrous avatars (aka AA)
PPS- I am neither ambidextrous nor an alcoholic, so I would not be welcome in this group
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- English Gent
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- English Gent
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It was tough narrowing it down t one person. I did rather open myself up to idiotic emails by putting me email address on this site on a number of occassions. Some mail has been great, others very very suspicious. Will play along though as I need something to get my mind of business.
Looking to meet or chat with interesting woman from all over...and eat them.
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Good Morning Alfalfa! The concensus of opinion is the the current avatar is more prefered over the one with my face covered, watch this space for further updates.
Like your new avatar. Representative of the age of some of the posters here lol. Shame the lips have shrunk, you will get less replies I think, but then again, who knows where trolls may be lurking?
Why does Hannibal like a woman in a thong? Because he can eat and floss at the same time.
Hannibal is seeing someone new. She said in the paper today that she hates talking to him when he's nauseous because he keeps bringing up old girlfriends.
Why does Hannibal like Jennifer Lopez? He likes rump roast.
What does Hannibal Lecter call sex? Playing with your food.
What does Hannibal Lecter call somebody in a really good mood? A happy meal.
Hope you and the gang are free today, I need cheering up
H
Like your new avatar. Representative of the age of some of the posters here lol. Shame the lips have shrunk, you will get less replies I think, but then again, who knows where trolls may be lurking?
Why does Hannibal like a woman in a thong? Because he can eat and floss at the same time.
Hannibal is seeing someone new. She said in the paper today that she hates talking to him when he's nauseous because he keeps bringing up old girlfriends.
Why does Hannibal like Jennifer Lopez? He likes rump roast.
What does Hannibal Lecter call sex? Playing with your food.
What does Hannibal Lecter call somebody in a really good mood? A happy meal.
Hope you and the gang are free today, I need cheering up

H
Looking to meet or chat with interesting woman from all over...and eat them.
Hey EG..lol.. the "Why does Hannibal like a woman in a thong? Because he can eat and floss at the same time. " This is really funny..
And by the way .. I was portraying my decent self on the avatar.. don't some poeple thnk I am a "P" Teaser already .. but anywhay what the heck!
So whats up with you this morning..you sound really down?
And by the way .. I was portraying my decent self on the avatar.. don't some poeple thnk I am a "P" Teaser already .. but anywhay what the heck!
So whats up with you this morning..you sound really down?
We'll get along fine as soon as you realize I'm Good.
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Dear Alfalfa,
Two can play ay that game, like my new image? Thought you might be missing your personal troll.
Thought the jokes might start the day off on a lighter footing, it's a dead certainty that things will go down hill later lol.
Thought the business I was doing was running smoothly but have hit a snag. Only a temp glitch I hope.
After I change my avatar back no one will know what the hell I am talking about. Keep em guessing.
H
Two can play ay that game, like my new image? Thought you might be missing your personal troll.
Thought the jokes might start the day off on a lighter footing, it's a dead certainty that things will go down hill later lol.
Thought the business I was doing was running smoothly but have hit a snag. Only a temp glitch I hope.
After I change my avatar back no one will know what the hell I am talking about. Keep em guessing.
H
Looking to meet or chat with interesting woman from all over...and eat them.
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Point taken S.
Opening new post under 'jokes and rubbish section' , that way I decide who is hijacking it and self moderate lol. Hope to see everyone there with either interesting things to say or funny things to say................will be a short thread huh? lol
See you on the other side.
H
Opening new post under 'jokes and rubbish section' , that way I decide who is hijacking it and self moderate lol. Hope to see everyone there with either interesting things to say or funny things to say................will be a short thread huh? lol
See you on the other side.
H
Looking to meet or chat with interesting woman from all over...and eat them.
I too want to start my own exclusive expat group. Yes. It'll be open to all left-handed male and female of the species, who enjoy pressing wild flowers and are aged between thirty and thirty and a half, who come from the Outer Hebrides... It'll be so exclusive that not even I will be able to join (Yup, you guessed it. I don't press wild flowers).
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