Exclusive expat group meetup?

[Strong Eagle]

I'm not going to let it get me down though and am forming my own group-you can only join if you have a simian avatar. Strong Eagle want to join?

PS I am left handed too, so may consider a left handed simian avatar group- Strong Eagle if you are a righty, you are not welcome to join this group

Well, I might consider joining except I have this ingrained genetic urge to pick nits out of the fur of any simian sitting next to me... especially the female ones. You're in luck though... I use my right hand for the important things in life... ambibidextrous for many others.

[newgirl]

I'm not going to let it get me down though and am forming my own group-you can only join if you have a simian avatar. Strong Eagle want to join?

PS I am left handed too, so may consider a left handed simian avatar group- Strong Eagle if you are a righty, you are not welcome to join this group

Well, I might consider joining except I have this ingrained genetic urge to pick nits out of the fur of any simian sitting next to me... especially the female ones. You're in luck though... I use my right hand for the important things in life... ambibidextrous for many others.

hahahahhahaha- v funny, made me laugh lots

PS- You could form your own group, the ambidextrous avatars (aka AA)

PPS- I am neither ambidextrous nor an alcoholic, so I would not be welcome in this group

[English Gent]

Like my new look Newgirl, just for you. I am left handed. I promise not to eat anyone.

[Alfalfa]

EG .. please use the other avatar ..i like that one better.. this one makes me think of the troll...

[English Gent]

‘’Tell me Alfalfa, would you ever say to me, stop? If you loved me, you’d stop?’’.....kidding!!!!! Changed. I think Matley(previous post) just wanted me gagged though, unless I missed the plot.

[newgirl]

I saw the trolls posting the other day..I think I know who it is, has she been here before?

BTW, glad old avatar is back - the mask one is v sinister

[English Gent]

It was tough narrowing it down t one person. I did rather open myself up to idiotic emails by putting me email address on this site on a number of occassions. Some mail has been great, others very very suspicious. Will play along though as I need something to get my mind of business.

[Alfalfa]

EG, I'll stop if you want me to....only thing is I can't help myself...You grow on people - like a wart! Just kidding too....anyway i think majority likes your gentleman avatar instead of the crappy suspect.. so please leave this on.

[English Gent]

Good Morning Alfalfa! The concensus of opinion is the the current avatar is more prefered over the one with my face covered, watch this space for further updates.

Like your new avatar. Representative of the age of some of the posters here lol. Shame the lips have shrunk, you will get less replies I think, but then again, who knows where trolls may be lurking?


Why does Hannibal like a woman in a thong? Because he can eat and floss at the same time.

Hannibal is seeing someone new. She said in the paper today that she hates talking to him when he's nauseous because he keeps bringing up old girlfriends.

Why does Hannibal like Jennifer Lopez? He likes rump roast.

What does Hannibal Lecter call sex? Playing with your food.

What does Hannibal Lecter call somebody in a really good mood? A happy meal.

Hope you and the gang are free today, I need cheering up


H

[Alfalfa]

Hey EG..lol.. the "Why does Hannibal like a woman in a thong? Because he can eat and floss at the same time. " This is really funny..

And by the way .. I was portraying my decent self on the avatar.. don't some poeple thnk I am a "P" Teaser already .. but anywhay what the heck!

So whats up with you this morning..you sound really down?

[sapphire]

i think u guys should add each other on yahoo messenger and chat there, i'm sure some people are soon going to complain about how threads are being hijacked etc. i'm guilty of digressing too!

[English Gent]

Dear Alfalfa,

Two can play ay that game, like my new image? Thought you might be missing your personal troll.


Thought the jokes might start the day off on a lighter footing, it's a dead certainty that things will go down hill later lol.

Thought the business I was doing was running smoothly but have hit a snag. Only a temp glitch I hope.

After I change my avatar back no one will know what the hell I am talking about. Keep em guessing.

H

[English Gent]

Point taken S.

Opening new post under 'jokes and rubbish section' , that way I decide who is hijacking it and self moderate lol. Hope to see everyone there with either interesting things to say or funny things to say................will be a short thread huh? lol

See you on the other side.

H

[Alfalfa]

EG...
SENSITIVE you are today ...hmmm
OK Sapphire we get it... sorry the people out there.. too much crappy issues...

[sth]

I too want to start my own exclusive expat group. Yes. It'll be open to all left-handed male and female of the species, who enjoy pressing wild flowers and are aged between thirty and thirty and a half, who come from the Outer Hebrides... It'll be so exclusive that not even I will be able to join (Yup, you guessed it. I don't press wild flowers).