ohhh u mean u wanto buy her flowers n take her for dinner? u want to to give the flow bef or after? so romantic.. u i know like the ads and movies rite, u wanna walk along the road, then suddenly see a flower stall and buy flowers! hmnn good move! whats yr budget for dinner?guyguy wrote:8) guys, i want to bring my girlfriend for a dinner, can you recommen me some place where i can bring her for dinner and at the same time ,a place that also sell flower?
I gather you are a foreigner taking a local girl out for dinner.guyguy wrote:8) guys, i want to bring my girlfriend for a dinner, can you recommen me some place where i can bring her for dinner and at the same time ,a place that also sell flower?
Uh Huh,Uh_huh wrote:Yes, the local women make absurd demands on foreigners.
I'll tell you the secret : They think you have the midas touch!
They will tell you to cut yourself to see if you bleed gold but that is just plain silly.
So to make them believe that you are born of the molten metal, remember to:
-Use a gold plated wallet,
-pay with gold coins,
-kick all your teeth in and replace them with gold ones
-eat with gold plated utensils
-eat gold plated food
-give gold plated flowers
-before you sneeze, inhale some gold sprinkles so that your mucus with shine with gold
-get dehydrated, so your pee with be golden yellow
-if you can fart gold dust, all the better, if not, use gold sprinkles....
-spray paint your rubber with gold (if you're the master, spray willy instead)
The above will get you the girl for the night.
If you want to marry her, you will have to do the ultimate: physically excrete gold pudding in her presence. Oh, it has to smell like gold too....sort of metallic...sort of.
Thus endth the lesson....for now.
Well said. Ok, alot of local women.Anonymous wrote:
It's not good to generalise ALL the local women as money diggers. Tell you what, just ask the guy to paint himself gold, but better still coat himself in gold :!:
She'll love him like a living statue
NOTE: Anyone can be a money digger, it could be yourself, you would never know.
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