where to go for a new date

[guyguy]

8) guys, i want to bring my girlfriend for a dinner, can you recommen me some place where i can bring her for dinner and at the same time ,a place that also sell flower?

[Baby Cats]

erm.. you mean that place for dinner there also need to sell flower?

[Yin]

8) guys, i want to bring my girlfriend for a dinner, can you recommen me some place where i can bring her for dinner and at the same time ,a place that also sell flower?

ohhh u mean u wanto buy her flowers n take her for dinner? u want to to give the flow bef or after? so romantic.. u i know like the ads and movies rite, u wanna walk along the road, then suddenly see a flower stall and buy flowers! hmnn good move! whats yr budget for dinner?

[supersu6]

Dear Friend

Why don't you bring your girlfriend to Orienwest. It is along Killiney Road.

As for flowers, across the road, at Centrepoint, you can buy flowers

[Uh_huh]

Ah, a romantic. Good for you and your date.

No need to go for eating place and flower place......

Just go to a conveyor belt sushi restaurant and ask the cook to put flowers on the dishes you want. Make this request away from your date. Make sure you also ask for a "RESERVED" sign on the cover/plate, if not others may take your dish.

Then take the dishes, and offer the flowers.
If she doesn't like your flowers, you can:

Make rose tea with rose petals
Make Chrysenthemum tea with chrysenthemum flowers
For Orchirds, Mimosa or Rafflesia flowers, you are on your own.

Good Luck and may the Force be with you. (Hard wheezing breathing)

[Kohwat]

8) guys, i want to bring my girlfriend for a dinner, can you recommen me some place where i can bring her for dinner and at the same time ,a place that also sell flower?

I gather you are a foreigner taking a local girl out for dinner.

Make sure you take her out to an expensive 5 star hotel .... they will accept nothing less from a foreigner ..... otherwise that night's goodbye will be your last.

[Uh_huh]

Yes, the local women make absurd demands on foreigners.

I'll tell you the secret : They think you have the midas touch!

They will tell you to cut yourself to see if you bleed gold but that is just plain silly.

So to make them believe that you are born of the molten metal, remember to:

-Use a gold plated wallet,
-pay with gold coins,
-kick all your teeth in and replace them with gold ones
-eat with gold plated utensils
-eat gold plated food
-give gold plated flowers
-before you sneeze, inhale some gold sprinkles so that your mucus with shine with gold
-get dehydrated, so your pee with be golden yellow
-if you can fart gold dust, all the better, if not, use gold sprinkles....
-spray paint your rubber with gold (if you're the master, spray willy instead)

The above will get you the girl for the night.
If you want to marry her, you will have to do the ultimate: physically excrete gold pudding in her presence. Oh, it has to smell like gold too....sort of metallic...sort of.

Thus endth the lesson....for now.

[Guest]

Yes, the local women make absurd demands on foreigners.

I'll tell you the secret : They think you have the midas touch!

They will tell you to cut yourself to see if you bleed gold but that is just plain silly.

So to make them believe that you are born of the molten metal, remember to:

-Use a gold plated wallet,
-pay with gold coins,
-kick all your teeth in and replace them with gold ones
-eat with gold plated utensils
-eat gold plated food
-give gold plated flowers
-before you sneeze, inhale some gold sprinkles so that your mucus with shine with gold
-get dehydrated, so your pee with be golden yellow
-if you can fart gold dust, all the better, if not, use gold sprinkles....
-spray paint your rubber with gold (if you're the master, spray willy instead)

The above will get you the girl for the night.
If you want to marry her, you will have to do the ultimate: physically excrete gold pudding in her presence. Oh, it has to smell like gold too....sort of metallic...sort of.

Thus endth the lesson....for now.

Uh Huh,

It's not good to generalise ALL the local women as money diggers. Tell you what, just ask the guy to paint himself gold, but better still coat himself in gold :!:

She'll love him like a living statue

NOTE: Anyone can be a money digger, it could be yourself, you would never know.

[Uh_huh]

It's not good to generalise ALL the local women as money diggers. Tell you what, just ask the guy to paint himself gold, but better still coat himself in gold :!:

She'll love him like a living statue

NOTE: Anyone can be a money digger, it could be yourself, you would never know.

Well said. Ok, alot of local women.

[luvoceanz]

Hi guys,

While I am not surprised u guys have dat impression on local women here....I also think it is rather sad that those are de only kind of women u have dated............I think it speaks a lot abt their personality ..don u t hink????? & if u are alright w dat kind of a lady......wat is der to complain rite......

There are many nice, decent, down-to-earth girls around who are turned off by guys who flash their wealth.....for some reason or another, u guys seem to be attracted to those materialistic ones.....well.....if u are not ....then.....do try to open up yr eyes to those who are simple & realistic in tehir expectations....and accepts u for de person dat u are....not for de money u have in yr bank......


Jus my two-cents worth.......