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Postby Low » Tue, 28 Jun 2005 6:58 pm

Why i have no strength in making love? Is there any technique or pattern to learn? :?

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Re: Weak

Postby ksl » Tue, 28 Jun 2005 10:15 pm

Low wrote:Why i have no strength in making love? Is there any technique or pattern to learn? :?

What is it you are trying to do[quote]Swing from thhe chandelier? Are you M or F
YES it"s all technique : Exercise to build strength.

1. Pin her down on the floor and start off with 3 X 20 press ups every day for a week.
2. When you have an hard on walk around, for 10 minutes with towel draped over the end. think of the queen and keep the flag flying.
3. Soak the kneecaps in salty water to tuffen them up, otherwise you will take the skin off on the up stroke, if doing it on bamboo, and it's bloody painful for days.
4. Do it standing up, let her wrap her legs around you and take the weight, try first with a 250kg pussy cat, then when you get back to the wife it's a piece of cake.
5. Be careful what you eat, before having sex, it can drain your energy if you fart too much.
6. Let her do all the work, it's a damn site easier.


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