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Ugly Women

Postby English Gent » Sun, 26 Jun 2005 12:32 pm

This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?"

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight...."
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Postby English Lady » Sun, 26 Jun 2005 4:20 pm

A good doctor always recommends a visit to a Cosmetic Surgeon for a second opinion :D

Was this an English doctor by any chance :?:

:D :lol:

Guessed

Postby Guessed » Sun, 26 Jun 2005 4:43 pm

May I invite you to visit:

http://www.union.ic.ac.uk/medic/fitness ... 0Birds.mp3

Brilliant stuff!

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Postby NHS » Sun, 26 Jun 2005 7:35 pm

English Lady wrote:A good doctor always recommends a visit to a Cosmetic Surgeon for a second opinion :D

Was this an English doctor by any chance :?:

:D :lol:


Yes, it was an English doctor working for the NHS :lol:

English Lady

Postby English Lady » Mon, 27 Jun 2005 10:44 pm

NHS wrote:
English Lady wrote:A good doctor always recommends a visit to a Cosmetic Surgeon for a second opinion :D

Was this an English doctor by any chance :?:

:D :lol:


Yes, it was an English doctor working for the NHS :lol:


Why aren't I surprised??

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Postby Guest » Wed, 29 Jun 2005 4:37 pm

English Lady wrote:A good doctor always recommends a visit to a Cosmetic Surgeon for a second opinion :D

Was this an English doctor by any chance :?:

:D :lol:


You will be lucky if you get the first one, luv!!!

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Postby Guest » Sun, 03 Jul 2005 5:42 pm

What a load of CRAP :roll:

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Postby English Gent » Sun, 03 Jul 2005 5:45 pm

Care to tell us why guest?
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Postby briceloh » Sun, 03 Jul 2005 5:48 pm

ah well, it's a good piece of crap thou. comeon, there's tons of jokes in the world. throw in a few about ugly men too. i'm sure we can take it with a pinch of salt. :wink:


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