Dear Ladies,
Might come in handy someday:
Pick-up Line Rebuttals
Some lines are just asking for it
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A man walks up and says, "Haven't we met before?" Say, "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."
He: So, wanna go back to my place?
She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?
He: I'd really like to get into your pants. She: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.
He: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
She: It's in the phone book.
He: But I don't know your name.
She: That's in the phone book too.
Q: Wha'dya say to a little f@ck?
A: Go away, little f@ck.
He: So what do you do for a living? She: Female impersonator.
He: You know, I'd really love to travel to exotic places with you.
She: (tries to ignore him)
He: You know what? I also love sex. What do you say to that?
She: Hmmm...you really love sex and travel?
He: (nods his head smiling)
She: Then go take a f@ckin' hike!!!
Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir? (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter. (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)
Q: What sign were you born under?
A: No Parking.
He:"Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!"
She: "Yea! Let's pick up come chicks!"
Best of luck.