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For the Ladies: Chat up line rebuttals

Postby English Gent » Sun, 26 Jun 2005 10:58 am

Dear Ladies,

Might come in handy someday:



Pick-up Line Rebuttals

Some lines are just asking for it

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A man walks up and says, "Haven't we met before?" Say, "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

He: So, wanna go back to my place?
She: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

He: I'd really like to get into your pants. She: No thanks. There's already one asshole in there.

He: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
She: It's in the phone book.
He: But I don't know your name.
She: That's in the phone book too.

Q: Wha'dya say to a little f@ck?
A: Go away, little f@ck.

He: So what do you do for a living? She: Female impersonator.

He: You know, I'd really love to travel to exotic places with you.
She: (tries to ignore him)
He: You know what? I also love sex. What do you say to that?
She: Hmmm...you really love sex and travel?
He: (nods his head smiling)
She: Then go take a f@ckin' hike!!!

Voulez-vous vous coucher avec moi ce soir? (Would you like to go to bed with me tonight?)
Je voudrais bien, mais je n'ai rien a porter. (I would love to, but I have nothing to wear.)

Q: What sign were you born under?
A: No Parking.

He:"Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!"
She: "Yea! Let's pick up come chicks!"

Best of luck.
Looking to meet or chat with interesting woman from all over...and eat them.

Bintoro

Postby Bintoro » Mon, 27 Jun 2005 9:36 pm

hahaha tried all of the above but they never work!!worse they would just keep coming for more and swarm like bees!! :?

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Postby English Gent » Tue, 28 Jun 2005 8:55 pm

Dear Bintoro,

So sorry for the late reply. Been otherwise engaged. Ah, so non of the above are working. How about a knee to the groin, that might do the trick.


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Postby Guest » Tue, 05 Jul 2005 1:00 am

English Gent wrote:Dear Bintoro,

So sorry for the late reply. Been otherwise engaged. Ah, so non of the above are working. How about a knee to the groin, that might do the trick.


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Tried this too and ended up in a A&E. Can't you come up with some safe methods???

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Postby banana » Tue, 05 Jul 2005 8:40 am

Guess they have a hard on for you eh?


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