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Post by pinksnorkel2000 » Sat, 11 Jun 2005 5:38 pm


> Three old guys are out walking.
> First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
> Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
> Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It
> cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's
> perfect." "Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
> "Twelve thirty."
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A
> few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a
> smile on his face and a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of
> days later the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing
> great, aren't you?"
> Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and
> be cheerful.'"
> The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, 'You've got a heart
> murmur. Be careful.'"
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
> A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled
> himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath
> he ordered a banana split.
> The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
> "No," he replied, "arthritis."


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