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Postby Fohls » Thu, 09 Jun 2005 11:54 am

10 Things People Would Do If They Swapped Genders

Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.

8. See if they could finally do the splits.

7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.

5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes...BEFORE closing time.

4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too.

And, the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vagina...

1. Finally find that damned G-spot.


Top ten things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day:

10. Get ahead faster in the corporate world.

9. Get a blow job.

8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.

7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.

6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently.

5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.

4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.

3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

And, the NUMBER ONE thing women would do if they woke up with a penis...

1. Repeat number 9.

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Postby sapphire » Thu, 09 Jun 2005 1:12 pm

what if men woke up on THAT day of the month? :roll:
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Postby Fohls » Thu, 09 Jun 2005 1:18 pm

That would be a bloody nightmare :shock:

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Postby sapphire » Thu, 09 Jun 2005 1:23 pm

emphasis being on 'bloody'. ok, i'll stop being gross!
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Postby Fohls » Thu, 09 Jun 2005 1:28 pm

Ew i hadn't even thought of THAT!! :oops:

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Great Post Fohls...............

Postby Raven » Thu, 09 Jun 2005 1:45 pm

:D :lol: :twisted: :wink:

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Postby sapphire » Thu, 09 Jun 2005 1:52 pm

continuing with my gross streak, here's one of my fave sites http://www.doodie.com/ :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby kansah » Thu, 09 Jun 2005 1:53 pm

I loved this part....

2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.

Lol! A guy would definitely point THAT out!!! Hehehe

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