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Wisdom !

Postby sabrina77 » Fri, 03 Jun 2005 4:25 pm

1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

3. I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.

4. I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast.

5. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."

6. I live in my own little world. But it's OK. They know me here.

7. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

8. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

9. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and Shithead's.

10. I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

11. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore, I am perfect.

12. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

13. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

14. Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

15. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

16. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun.

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Re: Wisdom !

Postby Guest » Fri, 03 Jun 2005 5:47 pm

sabrina77 wrote:8. I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.


A true fact indeed! :twisted: :D


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