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Beer's The Word!!

Postby Pinky » Fri, 03 Jun 2005 5:16 am

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about
my liver.'"
- Jack Handy

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"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we ! commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!"
- Brian O'Rourke

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
- Benjamin Franklin

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Postby ywnmmsb » Fri, 03 Jun 2005 11:22 am

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. --David Moulton

People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot. --Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit and promotes health." -- Thomas Jefferson

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." -- Dave Barry

And the best of them all
"Beer is beer." -- Dave Thibodeau
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Postby Pinky » Sat, 04 Jun 2005 7:49 am

Someone I know use to say these lines:

"I Fear No Beer!!"
"F**k Fear, Drink Beer!!"

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Postby elizabeth » Sat, 04 Jun 2005 9:10 am

I had a freined who always: If you are happy we drink to celebrate.. If we are sad we also drink to forget.. And best of all beer never failed you.. No matter where you are, beer always taste the same...... :lol:

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Postby ksl » Mon, 06 Jun 2005 8:12 pm

elizabeth wrote:I had a freined who always: If you are happy we drink to celebrate.. If we are sad we also drink to forget.. And best of all beer never failed you.. No matter where you are, beer always taste the same...... :lol:


I wish that was true, the Tiger beer I had in Denmark tasted so bad I couldn't consume it. I guess storage may have an effect on it.

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Postby elizabeth » Tue, 07 Jun 2005 9:41 am

ksl wrote:
elizabeth wrote:I had a freined who always: If you are happy we drink to celebrate.. If we are sad we also drink to forget.. And best of all beer never failed you.. No matter where you are, beer always taste the same...... :lol:


I wish that was true, the Tiger beer I had in Denmark tasted so bad I couldn't consume it. I guess storage may have an effect on it.


Hi Ksl

Oh so sorry to have post this here,, but any way now i know not all beer tasted the same.. :oops:

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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Tue, 07 Jun 2005 10:47 am

ksl wrote:
elizabeth wrote:I had a freined who always: If you are happy we drink to celebrate.. If we are sad we also drink to forget.. And best of all beer never failed you.. No matter where you are, beer always taste the same...... :lol:


I wish that was true, the Tiger beer I had in Denmark tasted so bad I couldn't consume it. I guess storage may have an effect on it.


My take? It's not a storage problem. I think Tiger beer tastes like sh1te here as well. Far as I'm concerned, it's NEVER Tiger time. I'd rather drink the working man low-class Anchor before drinking Tiger.

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Postby elizabeth » Tue, 07 Jun 2005 11:54 am

sundaymorningstaple wrote:
ksl wrote:
elizabeth wrote:I had a freined who always: If you are happy we drink to celebrate.. If we are sad we also drink to forget.. And best of all beer never failed you.. No matter where you are, beer always taste the same...... :lol:


I wish that was true, the Tiger beer I had in Denmark tasted so bad I couldn't consume it. I guess storage may have an effect on it.


My take? It's not a storage problem. I think Tiger beer tastes like sh1te here as well. Far as I'm concerned, it's NEVER Tiger time. I'd rather drink the working man low-class Anchor before drinking Tiger.


Oh serious.. That sad.. Tiger is "Make" in Singapore......... :cry:

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Postby sapphire » Tue, 07 Jun 2005 12:54 pm

hmm...whats wrong with Tiger beer? i quite like it! worst beer i've ever had is Bud Lite.
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Postby ywnmmsb » Tue, 07 Jun 2005 1:25 pm

any 1 ever tasted the indian kingfisher
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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Tue, 07 Jun 2005 1:35 pm

sapphire wrote:hmm...whats wrong with Tiger beer? i quite like it! worst beer i've ever had is Bud Lite.


Agreed, Tiger tastes better than almost any US beer. But I don't like US Beer either. San Miguel (philippines brewed) does it for me actually. :mrgreen:

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Postby sapphire » Tue, 07 Jun 2005 3:08 pm

i used to be a Kingfisher fan, now i dont mind Tiger.

SMS, actually i had this american beer, i think it was Rolling Rock or something. wasnt bad.
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Postby sundaymorningstaple » Tue, 07 Jun 2005 3:29 pm

sapphire wrote:i used to be a Kingfisher fan, now i dont mind Tiger.

SMS, actually i had this american beer, i think it was Rolling Rock or something. wasnt bad.


Yeah, I think it is one of the higher acohol content beers to be found in the US.

My other favorite drop is Mexican Corona with lime.

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Postby sapphire » Tue, 07 Jun 2005 4:07 pm

Corona, yum!
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Postby ksl » Tue, 07 Jun 2005 8:19 pm

ksl wrote:
elizabeth wrote:I had a freined who always: If you are happy we drink to celebrate.. If we are sad we also drink to forget.. And best of all beer never failed you.. No matter where you are, beer always taste the same...... :lol:


I wish that was true, the Tiger beer I had in Denmark tasted so bad I couldn't consume it. I guess storage may have an effect on it.


Having resided in Denmark for many years, I am more likely to go for the stronger beers here, carlsberg special. not to may though!


I don't mind Tiger, quite like it.


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