Oh brother squirrel,
Your tail, my hair. We are one.
Yet I must eat you.
Bubba got divorced,
but children from the marriage
are still his nephews.
have I killed a man
gentlemen don't discuss this
but I banged your sis
Couch and refrigerator,
afternoon shade,
front porch paradise.
Rusty Paradox
Half Camaro, half Trans-Am
Yet it does not run
In ancient legend
Once lived singing fish much like
Big Mouth Billy Bass
Impassioned lovers
Probing erotic limits
In Hardees drive thru
Jax, Falstaff, Lone Star?
I ponder cooler specials
Ahh, Pearl $1.99
Whirling, spinning, free
S-10 skates playful circles
On parking lot ice
Burning agony
Dale got his rattail stuck in
Hot weenie roller
Mustang decal reads:
Attention! Ass, Grass or Gas
Nobody Rides Free
Tammy excites Wayne
With edible panties at
Conjugal visit
Carl made backyard pool
From old pickup bedliner
Wisht I thought of that
Her ultimatum:
You ain't spendin' my money
On no damn race car
Naked in repose
Silvery silhouette girls
Adorn my mudflaps
A painful sadness
Can’t fit big screen TV through
Double-wide’s front door
Unemployment’s out.
Hey, maybe I can get on
Disability
Distant siren screams
Dumb-ass Verne’s been playing with
Gasoline again
Flashlights pierce darkness
No nightcrawlers to be found
Guess we’ll gig some frogs
Joyous, playful, bright
Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
Of old motor oil
Seeking solitude
Carl’s ex-wife Tammy files for
Restraining order
Damn, in that tube-top
You make me almost forget
you are my cousin
Tonight we hunger
Grandma sent grocery money
To Jimmy Swaggert
Set the VCR
Dukes of Hazzard Marathon
At 9 O’Clock
In Wal-Mart toy aisle
Wailing boy wants ’rassling doll
Mama whups his ass
White noise, buzzing static
Call Earl; satellite dish
needs new descrambler
Sixty-five dollars
And cyclone fence keeps me from
My El Camino
In early morning mist
Mama searches Circle K for
Moon Pies and Red Man
Grinning, he displays
The nine hundred beer cans
Filling pickup bed
Turkey fryer bought
from cable shopping channel
burns down trailer park.
Bubba's bowling team
holds record for beer consumed
and gutter balls thrown.
Wanda returns to
laundromat after six-pack.
Where are all her clothes?
Bubba's rear bumper,
trailer, and boat can be found
at bottom of lake.
Wedding night fireworks
as Flo's ex-husband threatens
to bring back the kids.
Go to the dentist?
Grandpa went once, and now look.
He has no teeth left.
Betty Lou surprised
to learn you can get pregnant
in church parking lot.
