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Postby Strong Eagle » Wed, 01 Jun 2005 11:00 am

Really Serious Points to Ponder

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From TIPS for Extraordinary Living!
Written & Published by Philip E. Humbert, PhD website at: http://www.philiphumbert.com

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is no money in the account?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why did Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness?

If you send someone 'Styrofoam', how do you pack it?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they can be assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

In fairness, if a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

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Postby sapphire » Thu, 02 Jun 2005 9:58 pm

hmmmmmmm.......
It's not getting any smarter out there. You have to come to terms with stupidity, and make it work for you.


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