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Isnt this clever?

Postby clever story » Tue, 24 May 2005 11:29 pm

A Chinese walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer.He tells the loan officer that he is going to Taiwan on business for twoweeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checked out.The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan.. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely,but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is,why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The Chinese replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

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Postby chocoswiss » Wed, 25 May 2005 10:18 am

haha, i have heard sooooooo many versions, sardar/blonde/jew n few others.....
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Postby Retired*23 » Wed, 25 May 2005 11:58 am

that was a wise move
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Great one ! Clever Story

Postby Raven » Wed, 25 May 2005 3:25 pm

Just out of curiosity to CHOCOSWISS how would a sardar/blonde fit in this joke ! :wink:

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Postby 0ne 2 many » Wed, 25 May 2005 11:28 pm

Sorry to disappoint you but the story is not original enough for me to enjoy it :roll: It has multifarious versions and can get too boring to laugh at, at times :D

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Postby 0ne 2 many » Wed, 25 May 2005 11:28 pm

Sorry to disappoint you but the story is not original enough for me to enjoy it :roll: It has multifarious versions and can get too boring to laugh at, at times :D

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Postby chocoswiss » Sun, 29 May 2005 10:25 pm

ahem RAVEN, i dunno abt blondes but are u tryin to imply somethign abt sardars here??? 8)
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Postby clever story » Mon, 30 May 2005 12:42 am

Actually from what i heard from the news, in china, when people goes on for holiday or have to leave their home, they will leave their valuables with the pawnshop and redeem it in a later time. Be it pawnshop or banks these are just ways which people use to protect their property. In a certain way it is clever as people makes use of alternative methods to protect their things. Anyone know of any other such methods? Care to share?


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