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Being creative

Postby Kimi » Sat, 21 May 2005 2:32 am

Amazing how in one's insomniac days, one can be quite creative, so just thought to spread and encourage it! :P

You know the 12 days of Christmas song ay?

Pls make your own version based on the forum, like:

On the first day of Vesak, the Admins gave to me....
a potatoes usage manual :wink:

Next?

An example is the Christmas one for things in Japan:
On the last day of Christmas my oyaji gave to me

12 bar-code haircuts,
11 kacho griping
10 high-school girls with short mini-skirt screaming "chikan"
9 baachan glancing (is my fly open?)
8 first ever morning tea in tokyo and late night pub crawl in...
7 OL's a-singin' (karaoke)
6 drunks a-swaying
fiiiiiiiiiive goooooooolf swings
4 calling cards,
3 konbini niku-man
2 packs of tissues
and a fresh hot can of coffeeeeeee!!!!!

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Arigato

Postby Guest » Mon, 23 May 2005 3:26 pm

Hi there,

I like to get to know some Japanese gals. Any takers???

Zuex

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Postby Kimi » Mon, 23 May 2005 8:24 pm

And... was that your idea of being creative?? :evil: :shock: :? :lol:

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Postby Retired*23 » Tue, 24 May 2005 12:17 pm

lol :lol:
The longest journey starts from the 1st step and the hardest step is the first step

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Postby Guest » Tue, 24 May 2005 6:38 pm

ok here goes...........


on the first day of christmas ma grandma gave to me:
10 packs of cigars
9 boxes of nuggots
8 strand of tresses
7 pair of socks
5 levi's briefs
4 chicken legs
3 slaughtered cows
2 sets of bra and
a slap to remind me not to use it!!!

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Postby Kimi » Wed, 25 May 2005 8:53 pm

Anonymous wrote:ok here goes...........


on the first day of christmas ma grandma gave to me:
10 packs of cigars
9 boxes of nuggots
8 strand of tresses
7 pair of socks
5 levi's briefs
4 chicken legs
3 slaughtered cows
2 sets of bra and
a slap to remind me not to use it!!!


Good one! :lol:

I'll continue the second one:

On the first day of Vesak, the Admins gave to me....
a potatoes usage manual
2 Jensen's dating guides (one for himself and one for sexy & pretty girl demanding 6Cs!) :lol:


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