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SERAPHIM, my gorgeous hothead, come read this!
Re: SERAPHIM, my gorgeous hothead, come read this!
seraphim wrote:Your approach is unorthodox at best (i move with high speed when i rise)
but you seem a cut above the rest (how did u know i was circumsised)
To be such a poet (your vision inspires me no end)
and be willing to show it (why should i run and pretend)
It looks like you have passed the first test. (its only a "C", i need not tell lies)
In regards to your poem on cuddling (i havent yet touch on kissing)
I admit it is to me, quite befuddling (im told that takes a lot of practising)
The last that we spoke (u told me where to get poke)
you thought me a joke, (it wasnt a nice place to look)
How on earth did it come to this muddling? (thats why we are huffing and puffing)
In truth, you know you intrigue me (oh yes, and u do me too)
And in cuddling right now, I am needy (come then, let me hold u)
But we haven't yet met (oops that does seem a problem)
My last dollar I'd bet (to pay you in person)
That the outcome could get quite seedy. (this thrilling thought will happen on cue)
What do you propose, fair sir? (i need to sort out my plans first)
Now that I have undubbed you a cur? (to quench your incredible thirst)
To interact a little more (ahh, the thought of interaction..)
On not so distant shores? (on sandy beaches, in motion..)
Or leave it to fantasy, as it were? (excuse me, i need to go burst!)
Ahhh Seraphim, stirring up the savage beasts it seems.......
I wont try my hand at grotty poetry; I left those fantasy idealistic out-of-touch-with-reality notions long before I lost my innocence. :p
Nonethless, it is cute what some people will do for attention, and well done for a clever and witty response
I wont try my hand at grotty poetry; I left those fantasy idealistic out-of-touch-with-reality notions long before I lost my innocence. :p
Nonethless, it is cute what some people will do for attention, and well done for a clever and witty response

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poetry in motion does have a way of making one rather dizzy and cause one to spout gibberish.....its a bloody job trying to make these things rhyme and yet maintain the aura of insanity!
and as for curiosity, it killed the pussycat, remember? but at least she died with a smile! and if i have caused but only one smile to form on the little pussycat, then ive done a good job!
and as for curiosity, it killed the pussycat, remember? but at least she died with a smile! and if i have caused but only one smile to form on the little pussycat, then ive done a good job!
And to think that you are one who got her back on the ground! :!:devilish alan wrote:poetry in motion does have a way of making one rather dizzy and cause one to spout gibberish.....its a bloody job trying to make these things rhyme and yet maintain the aura of insanity!
and as for curiosity, it killed the pussycat, remember? but at least she died with a smile! and if i have caused but only one smile to form on the little pussycat, then ive done a good job!
Smile formed......eyebrow raised.devilish alan wrote:poetry in motion does have a way of making one rather dizzy and cause one to spout gibberish.....its a bloody job trying to make these things rhyme and yet maintain the aura of insanity!
and as for curiosity, it killed the pussycat, remember? but at least she died with a smile! and if i have caused but only one smile to form on the little pussycat, then ive done a good job!
Is that all? Pity.....
Re: SERAPHIM, my gorgeous hothead, come read this!
Anonymous wrote:seraphim wrote:Your approach is unorthodox at best (i move with high speed when i rise)
but you seem a cut above the rest (how did u know i was circumsised)
To be such a poet (your vision inspires me no end)
and be willing to show it (why should i run and pretend)
It looks like you have passed the first test. (its only a "C", i need not tell lies)
In regards to your poem on cuddling (i havent yet touch on kissing)
I admit it is to me, quite befuddling (im told that takes a lot of practising)
The last that we spoke (u told me where to get poke)
you thought me a joke, (it wasnt a nice place to look)
How on earth did it come to this muddling? (thats why we are huffing and puffing)
In truth, you know you intrigue me (oh yes, and u do me too)
And in cuddling right now, I am needy (come then, let me hold u)
But we haven't yet met (oops that does seem a problem)
My last dollar I'd bet (to pay you in person)
That the outcome could get quite seedy. (this thrilling thought will happen on cue)
What do you propose, fair sir? (i need to sort out my plans first)
Now that I have undubbed you a cur? (to quench your incredible thirst)
To interact a little more (ahh, the thought of interaction..)
On not so distant shores? (on sandy beaches, in motion..)
Or leave it to fantasy, as it were? (excuse me, i need to go burst!)
WHATS HAPPENED TO THE 2 LOVERS? HAVE THEY GONE UNDERCOVER

Roses are blue
Violets are yellow
Take me tonight
After we say hello
Daisies are green
Orchids are brown
Open your legs and
We will do it downtown
Hyacinths are purple
Sunflowers are white
If we do it often
You wont be so tight
Hibiscus are orange
Tulips are blue
I cant see too well
Thats why I love you
Violets are yellow
Take me tonight
After we say hello
Daisies are green
Orchids are brown
Open your legs and
We will do it downtown
Hyacinths are purple
Sunflowers are white
If we do it often
You wont be so tight
Hibiscus are orange
Tulips are blue
I cant see too well
Thats why I love you
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