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Funny Jokes?

Postby danykane007 » Sat, 01 Dec 2018 7:56 am

Do you like a joke and If you like a joke to please share jokes?
My joke:
Funny Friends Joke
Ross: “I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.”
Chandler: “Was that place the sun?”
Hahahahahahahahaha :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: Funny Jokes?

Postby Strong Eagle » Sat, 01 Dec 2018 9:01 am

danykane007 wrote:Do you like a joke and If you like a joke to please share jokes?
My joke:
Funny Friends Joke
Ross: “I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.”
Chandler: “Was that place the sun?”
Hahahahahahahahaha :D :D :D :D :D


Is it sunny in Pakistan?

PS: I deleted the advertising spam in your signature. Don't put it back.

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Re: Funny Jokes?

Postby The Ref » Sun, 02 Dec 2018 1:22 pm

I think that joke needs the visual props that went with it, and without the visuals is just not funny. Im guessing it was just the usual first spam post

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Re: Funny Jokes?

Postby tommyy » Fri, 28 Dec 2018 12:01 am

Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.

At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning.

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Re: Funny Jokes?

Postby stevewonders » Wed, 16 Jan 2019 10:36 pm

So I get home this morning and my dog is laying on my porch covered in snow and mud and has a rabbit in his mouth. He's not bloody, just dirty.
Now, my neighbors raised these rabbits for 4H and have blue ribbon winners. I instantly knew it was one of theirs. So I get the rabbit away from my dog, I take it inside, wash all the dirt off and before my neighbors got home I took it over, put him back in the cage and went back home.
Not 30 minutes later I hear my neighbors screaming, so I go out and ask them what's wrong?
They tell me their rabbit died three days ago and they buried it but now it's back in the cage.
I walk by faith, not by sight.


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