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STEAK AND BJ day. March 20

Postby For the love of life » Mon, 28 Feb 2005 12:57 pm

Has anyone seen this?
:wink:
========Subject: A new idea.....

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display
your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering
her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other
baubles that women find romantic.

Here's a secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out.
There's no special holiday for the ladies to show
their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a
whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to
admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."
Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday
has been created so you ladies can have a day to show
your man just how much you love him. No cards, no
flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the
holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ.
That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and
Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as
men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February
to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a
perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new
idea, it needs a little push to start the ball
rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and
peace to this crazy world

buggeroff

Re: STEAK AND BJ day. March 20

Postby buggeroff » Tue, 01 Mar 2005 12:28 am

For the love of life wrote:Has anyone seen this?
:wink:
========Subject: A new idea.....

Every 14th of February you get the chance to display
your fondness for your wife or girlfriend by showering
her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other
baubles that women find romantic.

Here's a secret...guys feel left out. That's right...left out.
There's no special holiday for the ladies to show
their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a
whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to
admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 20th is now officially "Steak & Blowjob Day."
Simple, effective and self-explanatory...this holiday
has been created so you ladies can have a day to show
your man just how much you love him. No cards, no
flowers, no special nights on the town-the name of the
holiday explains it all...just a steak and a BJ.
That's it. This twin pairing of Valentine's Day and
Steak & Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as
men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February
to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a
perpetual love machine.
The word is already spreading, but as with any new
idea, it needs a little push to start the ball
rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and
peace to this crazy world



bugger off you empty vessel :lol:


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