Bullshit. There is no way that shitcoin is a store of value. Buy it today for $1000 and watch it drop to $250 when all the rubes get scared and bail.
There's a big difference between shitcoin, which is backed by nothing, and fiat currency which is backed by a government promise to pay.
You're wrong about gold as well. It's a commodity, useful for many things. Speculation may affect the price of gold, just as speculation affects oil markets, but whereas gold has many uses, shitcoin has none.
You're right about one thing, though. Like shitcoin, gold is a lousy "investment".