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happy news story

Post by Barnsley » Wed, 05 Apr 2017 11:29 am

Chinese man marries his robot after failing to find a human wife
http://news.asiaone.com/news/asia/chine ... human-wife

There really is some odd stuff going on in the world!
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Post by bgd » Wed, 05 Apr 2017 12:03 pm

I see a lot of potential with this. No longer do you need to make excuses to have a beer with your mates, all you do is shut her down - she'll never know you've gone. :D

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Post by x9200 » Wed, 05 Apr 2017 1:48 pm

I don't know. Will she be really faithful or just cheat on you for a stupid lithium ion high capacity battery?

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Post by earthfriendly » Thu, 06 Apr 2017 10:24 am

I was ready to gift this to Mr. EF, made in my image of course :P . So he can have "somebody" to cuddle (nothing of the sexual nature) when I am away traveling and jalan jalan in Asia. He responded with a resounding "no". Well, I guess he is somewhat of a traditional guy.

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Post by bgd » Thu, 06 Apr 2017 10:41 am

earthfriendly wrote:I was ready to gift this to Mr. EF, made in my image of course :P . So he can have "somebody" to cuddle (nothing of the sexual nature) when I am away traveling and jalan jalan in Asia. He responded with a resounding "no". Well, I guess he is somewhat of a traditional guy.
Or he is just sensible. When you think about it, there is only once answer to an offer like that. It's just like "does my ar$e look big in this" - get it wrong and you end up in a world of grief 8-)

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Post by earthfriendly » Thu, 06 Apr 2017 11:29 am

OIC. And I kept up with it (pestering him :P ) and the responses always come back as "no". He said that it was very sweet of me . This is for self-preservation, really. Easier to take on a doll rather than a living and breathing female :mrgreen: .

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Post by earthfriendly » Thu, 06 Apr 2017 11:30 am

And also, how do you explain it to the kids "Daddy, why is there a life-size doll that looks like mommy on your bed?"

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Post by rajagainstthemachine » Fri, 07 Apr 2017 4:46 am

Bet his name is bender too.. (Futurama reference)
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