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How To disturb People In The Cinema

Postby Guest » Sun, 06 Feb 2005 1:43 am

How To disturb People In The Cinema

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Just for laughs! :D

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Talking on your cellphone, putting your feet up on the seats in front of you… all these are out-dated techniques! Upgrade your skills with this guide to:

1. During the trailers, shout, “Fast forward! Fast forward!”
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Re: How To disturb People In The Cinema

Postby Guest » Thu, 10 Feb 2005 2:49 am

[quote="Anonymous"]How To disturb People In The Cinema

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Just for laughs! :D

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Talking on your cellphone, putting your feet up on the seats in front of you… all these are out-dated techniques! Upgrade your skills with this guide to:

1. During the trailers, shout, “Fast forward! Fast forward!”
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Postby Guest » Sat, 12 Feb 2005 3:52 pm

damn funny jokes not recommended for trying :wink: :wink: :wink:
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Postby tekman » Sun, 04 May 2008 11:00 am

:twisted:
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Postby BakuTeh » Wed, 28 May 2008 7:35 pm

20. Lick the person sitting next to you.

IMPRISONABLE CRIME~ :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby taxico » Thu, 29 May 2008 6:43 am

a coupla weeks ago when i went to watch iron man, there was an asian guy sitting one seat away from me.

he kept twitching , jolting and making strange excited murmurs (not turrets) it drove me insane.

put that on your list.
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Postby PinkMiracle » Sat, 07 Jun 2008 10:08 am

Funny how some of the things mentioned above do actually happen! :???:
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Postby Levikane » Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:45 pm

Or sit behind someone and snort phlegm the whole time.

Oh, wait. That already happens...
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Postby Plavt » Sun, 08 Jun 2008 12:27 am

PinkMiracle wrote:Funny how some of the things mentioned above do actually happen! :???:


....but then you are in Singapore (as if similar and sometimes worse doesn't happen in Britain) :oops:
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lol

Postby MomRazz » Mon, 28 Jul 2008 8:59 pm

lol
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Postby SteveG » Tue, 29 Jul 2008 6:39 pm

I really liked that. :D
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Postby SteveG » Tue, 29 Jul 2008 6:39 pm

I really liked that. :D
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Postby ancientmoon » Tue, 29 Jul 2008 11:57 pm

lol ... it really disturb people
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Postby Petales Soufflez! » Thu, 31 Jul 2008 10:54 pm

Actually what irritates me the most comes at the end - when almost nobody would hang around to watch the credits. And stop me from enjoying them because they would all be up and standing between the screen and myself.
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Postby Karthigesh » Fri, 01 Aug 2008 12:33 am

I agree with the credits thing, if I really love a film, I wouldn't mind staying on an extra few minutes or so to see the people who have played a part in it...

I mean we stayed for 90 minutes or so for the film, what difference does an extra 5 or 6 minutes make.... :D
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