How To disturb People In The Cinema

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun, 06 Feb 2005 1:43 am

How To disturb People In The Cinema

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Just for laughs!

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Talking on your cellphone, putting your feet up on the seats in front of you… all these are out-dated techniques! Upgrade your skills with this guide to:

1. During the trailers, shout, “Fast forward! Fast forward!”

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Thu, 10 Feb 2005 2:49 am

[quote="Anonymous"]How To disturb People In The Cinema

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Just for laughs!

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Talking on your cellphone, putting your feet up on the seats in front of you… all these are out-dated techniques! Upgrade your skills with this guide to:

1. During the trailers, shout, “Fast forward! Fast forward!”

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sat, 12 Feb 2005 3:52 pm

damn funny jokes not recommended for trying

tekman · Post by **tekman** » Sun, 04 May 2008 11:00 am

BakuTeh · Post by **BakuTeh** » Wed, 28 May 2008 7:35 pm

20. Lick the person sitting next to you.

IMPRISONABLE CRIME~

taxico · Post by **taxico** » Thu, 29 May 2008 6:43 am

a coupla weeks ago when i went to watch iron man, there was an asian guy sitting one seat away from me.

he kept twitching , jolting and making strange excited murmurs (not turrets) it drove me insane.

put that on your list.

PinkMiracle · Post by **PinkMiracle** » Sat, 07 Jun 2008 10:08 am

Funny how some of the things mentioned above do actually happen!

Levikane · Post by **Levikane** » Sat, 07 Jun 2008 12:45 pm

Or sit behind someone and snort phlegm the whole time.

Oh, wait. That already happens...

Plavt · Post by **Plavt** » Sun, 08 Jun 2008 12:27 am

PinkMiracle wrote:Funny how some of the things mentioned above do actually happen!

....but then you are in Singapore (as if similar and sometimes worse doesn't happen in Britain)

MomRazz · Post by **MomRazz** » Mon, 28 Jul 2008 8:59 pm

SteveG · Post by **SteveG** » Tue, 29 Jul 2008 6:39 pm

I really liked that.

SteveG · Post by **SteveG** » Tue, 29 Jul 2008 6:39 pm

I really liked that.

ancientmoon · Post by **ancientmoon** » Tue, 29 Jul 2008 11:57 pm

lol ... it really disturb people

Petales Soufflez! · Post by **Petales Soufflez!** » Thu, 31 Jul 2008 10:54 pm

Actually what irritates me the most comes at the end - when almost nobody would hang around to watch the credits. And stop me from enjoying them because they would all be up and standing between the screen and myself.

Karthigesh · Post by **Karthigesh** » Fri, 01 Aug 2008 12:33 am

I agree with the credits thing, if I really love a film, I wouldn't mind staying on an extra few minutes or so to see the people who have played a part in it...

I mean we stayed for 90 minutes or so for the film, what difference does an extra 5 or 6 minutes make....

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How To disturb People In The Cinema

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