Help/Advice needed regarding Training in SG

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Re: Help/Advice needed regarding Training in SG

Post by x9200 » Fri, 09 Dec 2016 6:41 pm

And where is PNG in all this?

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Re: Help/Advice needed regarding Training in SG

Post by PNGMK » Fri, 09 Dec 2016 7:15 pm

x9200 wrote:And where is PNG in all this?
A former German colony.
I not lawyer/teacher/CPA.
You've been arrested? Law Society of Singapore can provide referrals.
You want an International School job? School website or http://www.ISS.edu
Your rugrat needs a School? Avoid for profit schools
You need Tax advice? Ask a CPA
You ran away without doing NS? Shame on you!

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Re: Help/Advice needed regarding Training in SG

Post by PNGMK » Sun, 11 Dec 2016 10:04 am

Make Америка great again.
I not lawyer/teacher/CPA.
You've been arrested? Law Society of Singapore can provide referrals.
You want an International School job? School website or http://www.ISS.edu
Your rugrat needs a School? Avoid for profit schools
You need Tax advice? Ask a CPA
You ran away without doing NS? Shame on you!

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Re: Help/Advice needed regarding Training in SG

Post by PNGMK » Sun, 11 Dec 2016 6:11 pm

Attn: Oberstumfuhrer, Leipzig Holocaust Memorial University.
Achtung! Mein Fuhrer, I beg to report that Oberhauptman Jungen of the 34th Einsatzgruppen has been a diligent employee, and I would be happy to recommend him for any duties for which he is qualified. His blood is pure and his loyalty to the Fatherland is beyond reproach.
Mr Jungen was particularly efficient at the following duties:
Operating light excavation equipment (mass graves etc).
Installation of gas pipework in ablutions.
Operating large-scale industrial furnaces.
Oberhauptman Jungen was a sober and industrious employee, and in many ways was the Final Solution to our recruiting problems.
During his employment, he was awarded the Heinrich Himmler Award for Workplace Safety due to his diligence and proactive action to prevent his colleagues getting injured. He made several important improvements at our site - such as teaching his workmates about proper manual handling techniques when moving Juden corpses into the crematoria and use of asbestos gloves for opening the oven doors. As any good employer knows, you can't build a 1,000 year Reich when workers have bad backs and sore joints or hands.
Please do not hesitate to contact me if any further information is required to support Oberhauptman Jungen's application for this position.
Heil Trumpf
I not lawyer/teacher/CPA.
You've been arrested? Law Society of Singapore can provide referrals.
You want an International School job? School website or http://www.ISS.edu
Your rugrat needs a School? Avoid for profit schools
You need Tax advice? Ask a CPA
You ran away without doing NS? Shame on you!

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