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by PNGMK » Sun, 11 Dec 2016 6:11 pm
Attn: Oberstumfuhrer, Leipzig Holocaust Memorial University.
Achtung! Mein Fuhrer, I beg to report that Oberhauptman Jungen of the 34th Einsatzgruppen has been a diligent employee, and I would be happy to recommend him for any duties for which he is qualified. His blood is pure and his loyalty to the Fatherland is beyond reproach.
Mr Jungen was particularly efficient at the following duties:
Operating light excavation equipment (mass graves etc).
Installation of gas pipework in ablutions.
Operating large-scale industrial furnaces.
Oberhauptman Jungen was a sober and industrious employee, and in many ways was the Final Solution to our recruiting problems.
During his employment, he was awarded the Heinrich Himmler Award for Workplace Safety due to his diligence and proactive action to prevent his colleagues getting injured. He made several important improvements at our site - such as teaching his workmates about proper manual handling techniques when moving Juden corpses into the crematoria and use of asbestos gloves for opening the oven doors. As any good employer knows, you can't build a 1,000 year Reich when workers have bad backs and sore joints or hands.
Please do not hesitate to contact me if any further information is required to support Oberhauptman Jungen's application for this position.
Heil Trumpf
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