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Job Opportunity

Postby sundaymorningstaple » Mon, 16 May 2016 9:06 am

Workers needed:

Bukit Batok area. Please do not apply if you oversleep, have court often, do not have a babysitter every day, have to get rides to work later than our work day begins, experience flat tires every week, have to hold on to a mobile phone all day, or will become an expert at your job with no need to learn or take advice after the first day. Must be able to talk and work at the same time. Must also remember to come back to work after lunch. Should not expect to receive gold stars for being on time. If you qualify, leave name and number.


Tongue-in-cheek Monday morning!

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Re: Job Opportunity

Postby Strong Eagle » Mon, 16 May 2016 9:35 am

I realize this is tongue in cheek, and I will say that you get the employees you expect to get.

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Re: Job Opportunity

Postby Barnsley » Mon, 16 May 2016 9:53 am

I thought the By Election was last week?

How come you are advertising again?

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Re: Job Opportunity

Postby sundaymorningstaple » Mon, 16 May 2016 1:41 pm

SE, Nah, it's not what I expect, it's what's left after MOM cuts our quotas! :-(

That part isn't tongue-in-cheek!


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