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Curry puffs and kuehs contrabands

Postby menudown » Thu, 25 Jun 2015 11:26 am


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Re: Curry puffs and kuehs contrabands

Postby bgd » Thu, 25 Jun 2015 11:32 am

Oh no, not the curry puff saga again. I resisted the first round, if it pops up again I might just have to try one. :-|

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Re: Curry puffs and kuehs contrabands

Postby rajagainstthemachine » Thu, 25 Jun 2015 11:39 am

Its the invasion of curry puffs, they are coming to take your lives, neo neuro torture marching in a perfect line.
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Re: Curry puffs and kuehs contrabands

Postby the lynx » Thu, 25 Jun 2015 11:49 am

And for only $1, you get three curry puffs. Nothing hastens invasion faster than cheap price.

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Re: Curry puffs and kuehs contrabands

Postby nakatago » Thu, 25 Jun 2015 11:51 am

Hah.

My empanada guy already bolted town. He had a 'little' tussle with my kutsinta guy. I told him if he ever f**** me over again, I will have his head.

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Re: Curry puffs and kuehs contrabands

Postby menudown » Thu, 25 Jun 2015 11:56 am

looks like living in JB, sell curry puff in Sg is profitable to drive a BMW :mrgreen:

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Re: Curry puffs and kuehs contrabands

Postby Barnsley » Thu, 25 Jun 2015 3:39 pm

nakatago wrote:Hah.

My empanada guy already bolted town. He had a 'little' tussle with my kutsinta guy. I told him if he ever f**** me over again, I will have his head.

I am not the one who's in danger; I am the danger. I am the one who knocks.


All my contacts are getting busted .....

I suspect that there is a mole in the organisation!!!

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Re: Curry puffs and kuehs contrabands

Postby rajagainstthemachine » Thu, 25 Jun 2015 4:15 pm

I'm getting severe withdrawal symptoms, the de-addiction is killing me, I think I'll ring my regular up my regular dealer. hope he isn't busted yet.
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Re: Curry puffs and kuehs contrabands

Postby Barnsley » Thu, 25 Jun 2015 4:56 pm

rajagainstthemachine wrote:I'm getting severe withdrawal symptoms, the de-addiction is killing me, I think I'll ring my regular up my regular dealer. hope he isn't busted yet.


Just make sure "your man" isnt being staked out by the cops....

Illegal Curry Puffery appears to be No.1 on the Police hit list :cool:
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Re: RE: Re: Curry puffs and kuehs contrabands

Postby ecureilx » Thu, 25 Jun 2015 5:10 pm

Exact headline in TNP !

The smuggler had a permit to "import" curry puff, but he brought in way above his limit, it seems, in his 7 series ..

MAN IN BMW FULL OF ILLEGAL CURRY PUFFS, KUEH FAILS TO STOP AT TUAS CHECKPOINT

MAN WITH 110 BOXES AND 20 BAGS OF FOOD ARRESTED FOR FAILING TO STOP FOR FURTHER CHECKS AT TUAS CHECKPOINT

- See more at: http://www.tnp.sg/news/singapore-news/m ... Gy6Yw.dpuf

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Re: RE: Re: Curry puffs and kuehs contrabands

Postby Barnsley » Thu, 25 Jun 2015 5:37 pm

ecureilx wrote:Exact headline in TNP !

The smuggler had a permit to "import" curry puff, but he brought in way above his limit, it seems, in his 7 series ..

MAN IN BMW FULL OF ILLEGAL CURRY PUFFS, KUEH FAILS TO STOP AT TUAS CHECKPOINT

MAN WITH 110 BOXES AND 20 BAGS OF FOOD ARRESTED FOR FAILING TO STOP FOR FURTHER CHECKS AT TUAS CHECKPOINT

- See more at: http://www.tnp.sg/news/singapore-news/m ... Gy6Yw.dpuf


I told him to stick with the Proton!!!
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Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: Curry puffs and kuehs contrabands

Postby ecureilx » Thu, 25 Jun 2015 11:04 pm

Barnsley wrote:I told him to stick with the Proton!!!


:D

And a local satire site says a student from RI dropped school to learn about curry puff, so he can drive a 7 series.

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Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: Curry puffs and kuehs contrabands

Postby nakatago » Fri, 26 Jun 2015 6:45 am

ecureilx wrote:
Barnsley wrote:I told him to stick with the Proton!!!


:D

And a local satire site says a student from RI dropped school to learn about curry puff, so he can drive a 7 series.


...and signed up at a culinary school so that he can have the best product out there.

He'll need to work on his distribution network; the Russians aren't willing to work for small quantities and the Golden Triangle is on several countries' watchlists. Maybe he'll have to tap the triads.

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Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: Curry puffs and kuehs contrabands

Postby Barnsley » Fri, 26 Jun 2015 10:15 am

nakatago wrote:
ecureilx wrote:
Barnsley wrote:I told him to stick with the Proton!!!


:D

And a local satire site says a student from RI dropped school to learn about curry puff, so he can drive a 7 series.


...and signed up at a culinary school so that he can have the best product out there.

He'll need to work on his distribution network; the Russians aren't willing to work for small quantities and the Golden Triangle is on several countries' watchlists. Maybe he'll have to tap the triads.


Wonder if they will start smuggling the curry puff hidden in bags of coke :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: RE: Re: RE: Re: Curry puffs and kuehs contrabands

Postby nakatago » Fri, 26 Jun 2015 11:23 am

"Oh good lord; it's another routine coke bags inspection again."
"Day in and day out. Same shit, different day. This is so boring....hold on; I think something else is in here."
"Hey, Ralph; call the chief. I think someone's trying to smuggle curry puffs in this coke shipment! Look at this! They even got different types. This one's regular. That one over there is extra spicy. Can you just imagine what the street price for this is?"
"You're right, Bob. This is BIG. Better call in the big boys for this one. We got a code red."

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Wonder if they will start smuggling the curry puff hidden in bags of coke :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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