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Local Drivers - what's going wrong?
- rajagainstthemachine
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Re: Local Drivers - what's going wrong?
@squirrel my inner body spell check says you should use brake instead of break.
@JR8 you should you see the comedy that unfolds in front of my house everyday. Basically the road is a dead end, many drivers come along looking for parking and then discover the dead end, now there are two options here.
1. option 1: drive ahead a bit more and one will discover a gate on the left along with a bit of space for a car to nose in , back out a bit, straighten up and then drive out of the dead end.
2. option 2: drive in reverse for about 75m
97% of people choose option 2, at which point another guy looking for parking comes along, sees the car coming at him in reverse and then honks.
so reversing car stops reversing and moves forward, car behind him follows ahead. Third car comes along, car 1 wants out, car 2 is now stuck, car 3 thinks there is parking
meanwhile I am sipping coffee and a biscuit in it and watching the fun.
@JR8 you should you see the comedy that unfolds in front of my house everyday. Basically the road is a dead end, many drivers come along looking for parking and then discover the dead end, now there are two options here.
1. option 1: drive ahead a bit more and one will discover a gate on the left along with a bit of space for a car to nose in , back out a bit, straighten up and then drive out of the dead end.
2. option 2: drive in reverse for about 75m
97% of people choose option 2, at which point another guy looking for parking comes along, sees the car coming at him in reverse and then honks.
so reversing car stops reversing and moves forward, car behind him follows ahead. Third car comes along, car 1 wants out, car 2 is now stuck, car 3 thinks there is parking
meanwhile I am sipping coffee and a biscuit in it and watching the fun.
To get there early is on time and showing up on time is late
Re: Local Drivers - what's going wrong?
Bus drivers are underpaid, live in poor conditions and generally don't like their Sg masters. How do they get even? They take it out on their customers. They try to make their passengers as uncomfortable as possible by driving like taxi uncles.
Well, it's one theory.
Well, it's one theory.

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Re: Local Drivers - what's going wrong?
that's the taxi uncles. after 5mins I am ready to get out of their cabs and throw up.rajagainstthemachine wrote:Am I the only person who thinks bus drivers brake a lot and drive in a jerky fashion? I find it unbelievable that a bus can't be driven without having to jerk and throw people off guard.
in London that's usually bus no.31

Re: Local Drivers - what's going wrong?
will always keep my distance with those truck and trailers during rush hours..
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Re: Local Drivers - what's going wrong?
Is making a 19-point turn too much to ask for?rajagainstthemachine wrote:@squirrel my inner body spell check says you should use brake instead of break.
@JR8 you should you see the comedy that unfolds in front of my house everyday. Basically the road is a dead end, many drivers come along looking for parking and then discover the dead end, now there are two options here.
1. option 1: drive ahead a bit more and one will discover a gate on the left along with a bit of space for a car to nose in , back out a bit, straighten up and then drive out of the dead end.
2. option 2: drive in reverse for about 75m
97% of people choose option 2, at which point another guy looking for parking comes along, sees the car coming at him in reverse and then honks.
so reversing car stops reversing and moves forward, car behind him follows ahead. Third car comes along, car 1 wants out, car 2 is now stuck, car 3 thinks there is parking
meanwhile I am sipping coffee and a biscuit in it and watching the fun.
"A quokka is what would happen if there was an anime about kangaroos."
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Re: Local Drivers - what's going wrong?
nakatago wrote:Is making a 19-point turn too much to ask for?rajagainstthemachine wrote:@squirrel my inner body spell check says you should use brake instead of break.
@JR8 you should you see the comedy that unfolds in front of my house everyday. Basically the road is a dead end, many drivers come along looking for parking and then discover the dead end, now there are two options here.
1. option 1: drive ahead a bit more and one will discover a gate on the left along with a bit of space for a car to nose in , back out a bit, straighten up and then drive out of the dead end.
2. option 2: drive in reverse for about 75m
97% of people choose option 2, at which point another guy looking for parking comes along, sees the car coming at him in reverse and then honks.
so reversing car stops reversing and moves forward, car behind him follows ahead. Third car comes along, car 1 wants out, car 2 is now stuck, car 3 thinks there is parking
meanwhile I am sipping coffee and a biscuit in it and watching the fun.
To get there early is on time and showing up on time is late
- rajagainstthemachine
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Re: Local Drivers - what's going wrong?
43 point turn lol
To get there early is on time and showing up on time is late
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Re: Local Drivers - what's going wrong?
Even the man standing in front of the store is having his field day watching that.rajagainstthemachine wrote:43 point turn lol
Re: RE: Re: Local Drivers - what's going wrong?
The spell check on my tablet insists it is breakrajagainstthemachine wrote:@squirrel my inner body spell check says you should use brake instead of break.
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Re: Local Drivers - what's going wrong?
Ceylon spellchecker? lol
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers
Re: RE: Re: Local Drivers - what's going wrong?
Asus Zen phone set to aggressive modesundaymorningstaple wrote:Ceylon spellchecker? lol

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Re: RE: Re: Local Drivers - what's going wrong?
Spell checkers don't correct grammar!ecureilx wrote:The spell check on my tablet insists it is breakrajagainstthemachine wrote:@squirrel my inner body spell check says you should use brake instead of break.
.not brake .....
"A quokka is what would happen if there was an anime about kangaroos."
Re: RE: Re: Local Drivers - what's going wrong?
The one in Word does. That's how I came to realise my grammar is so bad 

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Re: RE: Re: Local Drivers - what's going wrong?
I can show you, when you set auto correct to aggressive, it does amazing word replacements ..nakatago wrote:Spell checkers don't correct grammar!ecureilx wrote:The spell check on my tablet insists it is breakrajagainstthemachine wrote:@squirrel my inner body spell check says you should use brake instead of break.
.not brake .....


Re: Local Drivers - what's going wrong?
Those, plus lack of basic spatial awareness, whether driving or walking or standing, due either to kiasu or basic inability. Or both.JR8 wrote:Competitive inter-vehicle ego + lousy eyesight.
Ape Shall Not Kill Ape.
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