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Cardiac Arrest :-(

Postby sundaymorningstaple » Tue, 20 Jan 2015 9:26 am

Breathing easier now. Fetched my 2nd wife back from the hospital last night. She's okay now but it was touch and go for a while. She had a shock to her system at the end of December and went into cardiac submission. She was rushed to the hospital and it took a while but they have managed to revive her and her recuperation was slow but sure. She was released last night and fortunately Insurance covered the entire stay.








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Re: Cardiac Arrest :-(

Postby rajagainstthemachine » Tue, 20 Jan 2015 10:37 am

what did I just read :???:
To get there early is on time and showing up on time is late

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Re: Cardiac Arrest :-(

Postby nakatago » Tue, 20 Jan 2015 10:39 am

1. Well wishes to your second wife.
2. Context? That came out of nowhere.

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Re: Cardiac Arrest :-(

Postby zzm9980 » Tue, 20 Jan 2015 10:45 am

His laptop. Duh guys. :p

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Re: Cardiac Arrest :-(

Postby rajagainstthemachine » Tue, 20 Jan 2015 10:59 am

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Re: Cardiac Arrest :-(

Postby nakatago » Tue, 20 Jan 2015 11:04 am

This is SMS we're talking about here! The guy's lived a thousand lifetimes so it's not like it's implausible.

I don't remember how many times he was married. I think it was 42 or something.

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Re: Cardiac Arrest :-(

Postby sundaymorningstaple » Tue, 20 Jan 2015 11:06 am

Aiyoh, read the fine print guys! My wife always refers to my notebook as my 2nd wife. The reality of that is she's wrong, she should refer to it as my 4th wife seeing she's my third. :mrgreen:

Nak's not far off! :cool:

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Re: Cardiac Arrest :-(

Postby nakatago » Tue, 20 Jan 2015 11:08 am

sundaymorningstaple wrote:Aiyoh, read the fine print guys! My wife always refers to my notebook as my 2nd wife. The reality of that is she's wrong, she should refer to it as my 4th wife seeing she's my third. :mrgreen:

Nak's not far off! :cool:


I did! It didn't really connect to me so I thought you were just you're usual oversharing self.

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Re: Cardiac Arrest :-(

Postby bgd » Tue, 20 Jan 2015 11:12 am

Isn't two wives illegal? Perhaps that should be concubine? :wink:

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Re: Cardiac Arrest :-(

Postby rajagainstthemachine » Tue, 20 Jan 2015 11:51 am

Today My son would have been six years old. I blame myself everyday for him not being in this world.
If it wasn't for me, he'd be alive still.......





















....but my pull out game was too strong :cry:
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Re: Cardiac Arrest :-(

Postby nutnut » Tue, 20 Jan 2015 5:53 pm

Oh man - best of health to ex Mrs SMS.
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Re: Cardiac Arrest :-(

Postby nanana » Tue, 20 Jan 2015 10:41 pm

LOL! and i was trying to recall how many wives/ex-wives he has!!!


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