Got to learn where to put in the 'Lahs', lah..

[Blade]

http://rousingreads.com/how_singaporean ... 8.facebook

[JR8]

[i]'Singaporeans use the phrase “catch no ball”

[Blade]

Correct,correct...

[Brah]

re the title, sorry, no, no need to learn this at all.

The website is of dubious veracity, or, guilty of believing its own BS, saying
"...although, Singaporeans are well trained to speak correct English"

Again, sorry, no. They are instructed and most cannot speak "correct" English.

Or in the local pidgin, caaaaaaaaawrecked.

BTW, is "Singlish fluency" an oxymoron? "

[Wd40]

re the title, sorry, no, no need to learn this at all.

The website is of dubious veracity, or, guilty of believing its own BS, saying
"...although, Singaporeans are well trained to speak correct English"

Again, sorry, no. They are instructed and most cannot speak "correct" English.

Or in the local pidgin, caaaaaaaaawrecked.

BTW, is "Singlish fluency" an oxymoron? "

This is something I find very funny. To me it sounds more like Khawrekh

[Brah]

re the title, sorry, no, no need to learn this at all.

The website is of dubious veracity, or, guilty of believing its own BS, saying
"...although, Singaporeans are well trained to speak correct English"

Again, sorry, no. They are instructed and most cannot speak "correct" English.

Or in the local pidgin, caaaaaaaaawrecked.

BTW, is "Singlish fluency" an oxymoron? "

This is something I find very funny. To me it sounds more like Khawrekh

Sounds more like it.
What's wrecked is the English. Singlish is an English train wreck.

[JR8]

Again, sorry, no. They are instructed and most cannot speak "correct" English. Or in the local pidgin, caaaaaaaaawrecked.

This is something I find very funny. To me it sounds more like Khawrekh

To me it sounds more like car-wreck, as in 'See, carwreck or not hor!'

[rajagainstthemachine]

I got 100% in that test
Congratulations, you are truly Singaporean. Before you go makan, why not jio your friends to try the quiz, or try our quiz again, sekali you tai ko only.

[ecureilx]

Before you go makan, why not jio your friends to try the quiz, or try our quiz again, sekali you tai ko only.

can you translate that???

[Blade]

I just can't stand AMDK using 'lah'. It's so lame and pathetic.

Btw if you have a weak heart don't go here:

http://forums.hardwarezone.com.sg/eat-d ... -woman-16/

Also: http://www.thesmartlocal.com/read/20-singaporean-slangs

A bit of Reality for you.

[Brah]

Nothing new there, more of the same poor English.

Nice try slipping in that acronym there

[JR8]

I can't stand acronyms, btw what did that one even mean?

[sundaymorningstaple]

It just means he's too freakin' lazy to spell it out. Like most locals.

[x9200]

I can't stand acronyms, btw what did that one even mean?

Using btw and can't stand acronyms in one sentence could be seen as not extremely convincing.

[JR8]

Or intentional British irony ....