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Postby FACTS ABOUT WOMEN » Wed, 12 Jan 2005 11:41 pm


1. Women especially love a bargain. The question of "need" is
irrelevant, so don't bother pointing it out. Anything on sale is fair
2. Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of
clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand".
3. Women will always ask questions that have no right answer, in an
effort to trap you into feeling guilty.
4. Women need to feel there are people worse off than they are.
That's why soap operas and Oprah Winfrey-type shows are so
5. Women hate bugs. Even the strong-willed ones need a man around
when there's a spider or a wasp involved.
6. Women always go to public restrooms in groups. It gives them a
chance to gossip.
7. Women can't refuse to answer a ringing phone, no matter what
they're doing. It might be the lottery calling.
8. Women never understand why men love toys. Men understand that they
wouldn't need toys if women had an "on/off" switch.
9. Women think all beer is the same.
10. Women keep three different shampoos and two different
conditioners in the shower.
11. After a woman showers, the bathroom will smell like a tropical
rain forest.
12. Women don't understand the appeal of sports. Men seek
entertainment that allows them to escape reality. Women seek
entertainment that reminds them of how horrible things "could" be.
13. If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of
clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-
day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll
feel like wearing each day.
14. Women do *not* know anything about cars. "Oil-stick, oil doesn't
15. The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437.
A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
16. Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend
for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend
and they will talk for three hours.
17. A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the
garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
18. Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, 'How do I
19. "Oh, nothing," has an entirely different meaning in woman-
language than it does in man-language.
20a All women are overweight by definition, don't argue with them
about it.
20b All women are overweight by definition, don't agree with them
about it.

Global Citizen

Postby Global Citizen » Thu, 13 Jan 2005 1:40 am

Quite funny and I found myself agreeing on some points!

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