Singapore Expats Forum

Sundry humour

Chats, Flames, Jokes, Junks. Don't know where to post ? You've just found the right place.
User avatar
rajagainstthemachine
Manager
Manager
Posts: 2789
Joined: Sat, 24 Nov 2012
Location: Singapore

Postby rajagainstthemachine » Wed, 29 Oct 2014 8:57 am

To get there early is on time and showing up on time is late

User avatar
ecureilx
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 9276
Joined: Fri, 20 Aug 2010

Postby ecureilx » Wed, 29 Oct 2014 10:21 am

rajagainstthemachine wrote:http://m.ibnlive.com/news/come-with-cry-go-with-laugh-24-wacky-indian-signboards-that-will-make-you-giggle-as-they-go-from-improper-to-hilarious/508592-79.html


that's a gold mine !!!!!!!!

User avatar
rajagainstthemachine
Manager
Manager
Posts: 2789
Joined: Sat, 24 Nov 2012
Location: Singapore

Re: Sundry humour

Postby rajagainstthemachine » Sun, 02 Nov 2014 11:47 pm

Image
To get there early is on time and showing up on time is late

User avatar
rajagainstthemachine
Manager
Manager
Posts: 2789
Joined: Sat, 24 Nov 2012
Location: Singapore

Re: Sundry humour

Postby rajagainstthemachine » Sun, 02 Nov 2014 11:58 pm

Image
To get there early is on time and showing up on time is late

User avatar
rajagainstthemachine
Manager
Manager
Posts: 2789
Joined: Sat, 24 Nov 2012
Location: Singapore

Re: Sundry humour

Postby rajagainstthemachine » Mon, 03 Nov 2014 12:03 am

Image
To get there early is on time and showing up on time is late

User avatar
JR8
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 16514
Joined: Wed, 24 Mar 2010
Location: K. Puki Manis

Re: Sundry humour

Postby JR8 » Tue, 09 Dec 2014 4:07 pm

http://thisisafrica.me/trevor-noah-turn ... s-america/

'Trevor Noah turns African stereotypes on America
December 6, 2014 —
Appearing on the hit American satirical news programme, The Daily Show, South African comedian Trevor Noah, spoke with the host, Jon Stewart about his anxiety around visiting the United States

:lol:
'Do it or do not do it: You will regret both' - Kierkegaard

User avatar
maneo
Reporter
Reporter
Posts: 724
Joined: Sat, 15 Mar 2008
Location: Titik Merah Kecil

Re: Sundry humour

Postby maneo » Wed, 10 Dec 2014 4:24 am


User avatar
JR8
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 16514
Joined: Wed, 24 Mar 2010
Location: K. Puki Manis

Re: Sundry humour

Postby JR8 » Mon, 15 Dec 2014 12:29 pm

Image
'Do it or do not do it: You will regret both' - Kierkegaard

User avatar
JR8
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 16514
Joined: Wed, 24 Mar 2010
Location: K. Puki Manis

Re: Sundry humour

Postby JR8 » Fri, 19 Dec 2014 12:50 pm

'A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a Salesman standing right behind her – Good looking as well.

Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrods.

He politely greets the lady with, ‘Good day, Madam. How may we help You today?

Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little ‘incident’, she asks, ‘What is the price of this Lovely bracelet?’

He answers, “Madam – if you farted just looking at it – you’re going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price!”
'Do it or do not do it: You will regret both' - Kierkegaard

User avatar
JR8
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 16514
Joined: Wed, 24 Mar 2010
Location: K. Puki Manis

Re: Sundry humour

Postby JR8 » Fri, 19 Dec 2014 9:12 pm

This is so true, it makes my eyes water, festive visitors to the UK might like to take note...
------------------------------------------------

'Pub landlord posts hilarious list of rules for once-a-year Christmas drinkers to abide by in his bar. Pubs braced for huge spike in trade as people head to bars for Christmas. But landlord has pointed out that the boom in business is not trouble-free. He endorses set of rules which call on festive drinkers to respect regulars. They demand newcomers order in rounds and don't 'cajole' bar staff.
[Article continues....]


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z3MLh1in7m
'Do it or do not do it: You will regret both' - Kierkegaard

User avatar
JR8
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 16514
Joined: Wed, 24 Mar 2010
Location: K. Puki Manis

Re: Sundry humour

Postby JR8 » Fri, 02 Jan 2015 2:42 pm

Two Americans standing behind me on the MRT, as we were drawing into Orchard... 'Er, no, our stop is the next one, Somerset Boulevard'...

8-)
'Do it or do not do it: You will regret both' - Kierkegaard

User avatar
ecureilx
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 9276
Joined: Fri, 20 Aug 2010

Re: Sundry humour

Postby ecureilx » Fri, 02 Jan 2015 5:08 pm

JR8 wrote:Two Americans standing behind me on the MRT, as we were drawing into Orchard... 'Er, no, our stop is the next one, Somerset Boulevard'...

8-)


still better than a Maldivian insisting his uncle always shops in ORCHID ROAD and not in ORCHARD ROAD !! (there is a road called Orchid Magu in Male, btw .. )

User avatar
JR8
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 16514
Joined: Wed, 24 Mar 2010
Location: K. Puki Manis

Re: Sundry humour

Postby JR8 » Fri, 02 Jan 2015 9:24 pm

Image


The Oaks Cellars, Ion and Tanglin Mall. My new favourite blokey shop :)
Great vino, Cubans, and rock 'n roll walking canes.
'Do it or do not do it: You will regret both' - Kierkegaard

User avatar
JR8
Immortal
Immortal
Posts: 16514
Joined: Wed, 24 Mar 2010
Location: K. Puki Manis

Re: Sundry humour

Postby JR8 » Sat, 03 Jan 2015 8:30 pm

Image
'Do it or do not do it: You will regret both' - Kierkegaard

User avatar
rajagainstthemachine
Manager
Manager
Posts: 2789
Joined: Sat, 24 Nov 2012
Location: Singapore

Re: Sundry humour

Postby rajagainstthemachine » Fri, 16 Jan 2015 7:48 am

To get there early is on time and showing up on time is late


  • Similar Topics
    Replies
    Views
    Last post

Return to “Leisure Chat, Jokes, Rubbish”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest