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- rajagainstthemachine
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that's a gold mine !!!!!!!!rajagainstthemachine wrote:http://m.ibnlive.com/news/come-with-cry ... 92-79.html
- rajagainstthemachine
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- rajagainstthemachine
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- Posts: 2856
- Joined: Sat, 24 Nov 2012 10:45 am
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- rajagainstthemachine
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- Joined: Sat, 24 Nov 2012 10:45 am
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Re: Sundry humour
http://thisisafrica.me/trevor-noah-turn ... s-america/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
'Trevor Noah turns African stereotypes on America
December 6, 2014 —
Appearing on the hit American satirical news programme, The Daily Show, South African comedian Trevor Noah, spoke with the host, Jon Stewart about his anxiety around visiting the United States

'Trevor Noah turns African stereotypes on America
December 6, 2014 —
Appearing on the hit American satirical news programme, The Daily Show, South African comedian Trevor Noah, spoke with the host, Jon Stewart about his anxiety around visiting the United States

'Do it or do not do it: You will regret both' - Kierkegaard
Re: Sundry humour
Here's another from Trevor Noah on tacos and language:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDk5ajN ... LjMrGEm8uJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDk5ajN ... LjMrGEm8uJ
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'A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a Salesman standing right behind her – Good looking as well.
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrods.
He politely greets the lady with, ‘Good day, Madam. How may we help You today?
Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little ‘incident’, she asks, ‘What is the price of this Lovely bracelet?’
He answers, “Madam – if you farted just looking at it – you’re going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price!”
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a Salesman standing right behind her – Good looking as well.
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Harrods.
He politely greets the lady with, ‘Good day, Madam. How may we help You today?
Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little ‘incident’, she asks, ‘What is the price of this Lovely bracelet?’
He answers, “Madam – if you farted just looking at it – you’re going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price!”
'Do it or do not do it: You will regret both' - Kierkegaard
Re: Sundry humour
This is so true, it makes my eyes water, festive visitors to the UK might like to take note...
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'Pub landlord posts hilarious list of rules for once-a-year Christmas drinkers to abide by in his bar. Pubs braced for huge spike in trade as people head to bars for Christmas. But landlord has pointed out that the boom in business is not trouble-free. He endorses set of rules which call on festive drinkers to respect regulars. They demand newcomers order in rounds and don't 'cajole' bar staff.
[Article continues....]
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z3MLh1in7m" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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'Pub landlord posts hilarious list of rules for once-a-year Christmas drinkers to abide by in his bar. Pubs braced for huge spike in trade as people head to bars for Christmas. But landlord has pointed out that the boom in business is not trouble-free. He endorses set of rules which call on festive drinkers to respect regulars. They demand newcomers order in rounds and don't 'cajole' bar staff.
[Article continues....]
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... z3MLh1in7m" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
'Do it or do not do it: You will regret both' - Kierkegaard
Re: Sundry humour
Two Americans standing behind me on the MRT, as we were drawing into Orchard... 'Er, no, our stop is the next one, Somerset Boulevard'...


'Do it or do not do it: You will regret both' - Kierkegaard
Re: Sundry humour
still better than a Maldivian insisting his uncle always shops in ORCHID ROAD and not in ORCHARD ROAD !! (there is a road called Orchid Magu in Male, btw .. )JR8 wrote:Two Americans standing behind me on the MRT, as we were drawing into Orchard... 'Er, no, our stop is the next one, Somerset Boulevard'...
Re: Sundry humour

The Oaks Cellars, Ion and Tanglin Mall. My new favourite blokey shop

Great vino, Cubans, and rock 'n roll walking canes.
'Do it or do not do it: You will regret both' - Kierkegaard
- rajagainstthemachine
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http://theculturetrip.com/asia/india/ar ... ndiaTravel" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
To get there early is on time and showing up on time is late
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