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Re: Sundry humour
LMAO!
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers
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Re: Sundry humour
i honestly think donald won't enjoy living in the old white house.earthfriendly wrote:I am sorry but this is funny.
for god sake, he is so used to luxury in new york!
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Ditto. And that is why his wife opted to stay in NY. Why settle for the large sprawling 'burb when you can be within walking access to world class entertainment, arts and food scene?archcherub wrote:
i honestly think donald won't enjoy living in the old white house.
for god sake, he is so used to luxury in new york!
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Should this be considered humor or angst? That is the problem with these charitable organizations. Make one donation and you will hear no end from them, the constant marketing spams. It is awfully wasteful. I have more personalized address labels than I can use. And I can't even give it away.


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Is that a passive aggressive threat there in that email ?earthfriendly wrote:Should this be considered humor or angst? That is the problem with these charitable organizations. Make one donation and you will hear no end from them, the constant marketing spams. It is awfully wasteful. I have more personalized address labels than I can use. And I can't even give it away.]

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A wonderful technique for those riding on either the bicycles or motorbikes. Just don't forget to wear your helmet .
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You're close to getting yourself deleted and banned with your inane posts. If you put your advertising signature back, you will be deleted and banned.wr000 wrote:oh......
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Re: Sundry humour
This one is for addadude...
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of Irish countryside.
Pump attendant who knows absolutely nothin about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' toyer, sir" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" & bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"Wat are those?, asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, wat on this God's earth are dey for?"? Inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
"Fookin Hell", says the Irishman,
"Mercedes thinks of everything!"
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of Irish countryside.
Pump attendant who knows absolutely nothin about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.
"Top of the mornin' toyer, sir" says the attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" & bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"Wat are those?, asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, wat on this God's earth are dey for?"? Inquires the Irishman.
"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving", says Tiger.
"Fookin Hell", says the Irishman,
"Mercedes thinks of everything!"
SOME PEOPLE TRY TO TURN BACK THEIR ODOMETERS. NOT ME. I WANT PEOPLE TO KNOW WHY I LOOK THIS WAY. I'VE TRAVELED A LONG WAY, AND SOME OF THE ROADS WEREN'T PAVED. ~ Will Rogers
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