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Re: Sundry humour

Postby JR8 » Fri, 20 May 2016 5:03 am

Wonderful bit of 'Bolly action' film :)
https://www.facebook.com/MyScandalz/vid ... 056493851/
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Re: Sundry humour

Postby JR8 » Sun, 22 May 2016 2:09 am

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Re: Sundry humour

Postby earthfriendly » Fri, 27 May 2016 1:49 pm

I am sorry but this is funny :oops: .

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Re: Sundry humour

Postby x9200 » Fri, 27 May 2016 3:28 pm

JR8 wrote:Wonderful bit of 'Bolly action' film :)
https://www.facebook.com/MyScandalz/vid ... 056493851/

I like it but I don't get why he is German.

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Re: Sundry humour

Postby JR8 » Fri, 27 May 2016 5:35 pm

Does anything else about it make sense ? :-D

I'm part way through reading excerpts of letters written throughout his life by Roald Dahl to his mother. This para from his years expatting sounds familiar ->

Tanzania - 1938
'I’m going to buy a car soon, with my next allowance. I can’t possibly buy one out of my salary, living is so bloody expensive. As a matter of fact it needn’t be, but it’s the way that you have to live. I believe you could live here very cheaply if you wanted to.'
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Re: Sundry humour

Postby JR8 » Fri, 27 May 2016 9:12 pm

This pic from G7 today is going to get picked up by the satirical media...
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Re: Sundry humour

Postby JR8 » Tue, 14 Jun 2016 7:00 pm

Various adverts/posters in SG with mangled English. It seems 'cum dumpling' festivals are popular :o

http://mothership.sg/2016/06/cum-remove ... ce-fu-cup/
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Re: Sundry humour

Postby JR8 » Mon, 11 Jul 2016 4:18 pm

'New regulator to monitor excessive middle class parental bragging
The government has announced that a new supervisory authority will be established to monitor parental bragging rights. OfBoast will mainly seek to restore a level playing field in the market for offspring accomplishment, and will have a statutory duty to protect the public from child-centred gloating. Anti-competitive conduct by parents has been widely reported outside schools, in the workplace and at dinner parties throughout the UK, resulting from significantly embellished claims of academic and sporting attainment. [edit ...]
‘This is just another example of nanny state interference,’ remarked Jessica Hall, mother of a child genius. ‘My Benedict is the smartest, bravest and best kid in the world. This is a fact. I claim the right to tell EVERYONE that he passed his piano Grade 8 exam wearing a blindfold and earplugs, prior to beating an IBM supercomputer at chess. He’s five years old. Deal with it.’
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2016/07/10/n ... FromMail=1
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Re: Sundry humour

Postby sundaymorningstaple » Mon, 11 Jul 2016 5:57 pm

JR8 wrote:Various adverts/posters in SG with mangled English. It seems 'cum dumpling' festivals are popular :o

http://mothership.sg/2016/06/cum-remove ... ce-fu-cup/



With all that on the little red dot, you would think the TFR would be considerably higher.... :-k

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Re: Sundry humour

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Re: Sundry humour

Postby covesg » Wed, 17 Aug 2016 11:19 am

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this is really funny! hope its not in some jewellery shop in singapore!

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Re: Sundry humour

Postby earthfriendly » Wed, 24 Aug 2016 8:20 am

For the real man in you. It is supposed to fix everything. Will help save many marriages. Honey-do-list, here I come.

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