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Re: Sundry humour

Post by JR8 » Mon, 04 Apr 2016 7:26 am

Against this perpetual nuts background... http://www.businessinsider.com/eu-direc ... 11-12?op=1 'Guess Which Of These Crazy EU Laws Are Actually Real'.... then what do you expect?
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Post by JR8 » Mon, 04 Apr 2016 2:42 pm

Oooooooo-k.... and clues?
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Re: Sundry humour

Post by rajagainstthemachine » Mon, 04 Apr 2016 2:44 pm

i haven't seen bombay mix changed to mumbai mix at all..
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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Mon, 04 Apr 2016 4:00 pm

JR8 wrote:Oooooooo-k.... and clues?
Seriously? As obvious at that is? Good April Fool joke. What do all all pre-teens want more than anything else, aside from their parents that is? Cruel joke but funny as hell! :devil:
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Re: Sundry humour

Post by JR8 » Mon, 04 Apr 2016 4:15 pm

Ohhhh....duhhhh... hehe...
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Re: Sundry humour

Post by nakatago » Tue, 05 Apr 2016 9:13 am

sundaymorningstaple wrote:What do all all pre-teens want more than anything else, aside from their parents that is? Cruel joke but funny as hell! :devil:
For girls:

A pony? A member of <whoever's-the-hottest-boy-band-right-now> as a boyfriend?

For boys:

Playstation? XBox? A samurai sword?
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Re: Sundry humour

Post by JR8 » Tue, 05 Apr 2016 6:34 pm

Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colour?
He had a reptile dysfunction.
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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Thu, 05 May 2016 3:17 pm

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/sadly it's a US vehicle so the stalk is on the opposite side. ;-)
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Post by rajagainstthemachine » Thu, 12 May 2016 3:24 pm

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Post by sundaymorningstaple » Thu, 12 May 2016 3:43 pm

^^^ THIS! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by the lynx » Thu, 12 May 2016 5:13 pm

rajagainstthemachine wrote:Image
That would be an easy choice if there is another woman running, other than Clinton.
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Re: Sundry humour

Post by JR8 » Thu, 12 May 2016 10:59 pm

Thinking back to when SMS had his 'Just fishing' avatar, and of course Strong Eagle...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DavixTf4jY0
'Amazing Video An Eagle Steals A Fisherman's Catch'

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Re: Sundry humour

Post by Strong Eagle » Fri, 13 May 2016 12:46 am

^^^^^^^^
That's great!
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