Sundry humour

[x9200]

Newspaper/police reports:

[earthfriendly]

May I ask for the source of these jokes?

[JR8]

Mmm - me so klassy!
[Irony is that is a posh London jeweller... hmm I wonder what the target market for this product is? ...

[JR8]

@EF. Looks like the weekend 'crime blotters' [round-ups] from the US local press.

I wish they had these in more countries, as it keeps you in touch with how neighbourhoods are changing, and what to look out for.

[x9200]

May I ask for the source of these jokes?

You mean the police reports? I took them from one of Polish humour sites, where they were obviously copied to. If you want to search for the roots (what is probably a difficult task) copy one of the images location and feed google with it under the "image" section - there is a small camera icon to the right of the query field, click it, paste the url and Google will show you locations of the same/almost the same images.

[earthfriendly]

Thanks. Just wondering where can I find more laughs from these neighborhood crime jokes.

[sundaymorningstaple]

How about some news 'headlines'?

[sundaymorningstaple]

Folks, just remember as you read this, this person probably drives, votes Democrat and may have already have reproduced.

[nakatago]

How about some news 'headlines'?

I'd like to think that some of these are some interns' idea of trolling their editors.

[sundaymorningstaple]

I would too, but I lived in Small Town American for half of my life to know otherwise. Having said that, I reckon some could be "pranks" but I've seen my share in our local paper in my hometown all those years ago when still in the US.

[nakatago]

I would too, but I lived in Small Town American for half of my life to know otherwise. Having said that, I reckon some could be "pranks" but I've seen my share in our local paper in my hometown all those years ago when still in the US.

But now in the online world, it's

"You won't believe what <famous person> did!"
"10 Most Shocking Truths About <mundane thing>"
"The Real <conceptual noun> About <thing most likely with preconceived notions>"

Followed by a web page just with one image or paragraph and you have to click through several times just to get through the list.

[earthfriendly]

hehehe, Jim Carey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uevbPqes7Wo

[JR8]

It's ILLEGAL to wear a fake moustache to church: Infographic reveals the most bizarre laws still in place across the US
Riding your camel on the highway is strictly against the law in Nevada
Keeping an ice-cream in your back pocket on a Sunday is illegal in Georgia
Guide reveals the laws that are still in play and which ones to look out for

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/trave ... ce-US.html

[earthfriendly]

Scammers...

http://www.littlethings.com/scammer-get ... paign=misc

[JR8]

'Turns out, S’porean woman went to Romania to meet her boyfriend, took her mom along'
http://mothership.sg/2016/02/turns-out- ... mom-along/


Running away to meet your internet boyfriend in Romania... and taking your mother along too!?