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Re: Sundry humour

Postby JR8 » Wed, 07 Oct 2015 5:13 pm

Lamborghini's seem to have something of an ability to catch fire, and hence destroy themselves. That's not a joke or amusing in itself, but the fact it's sometimes the driver's own stupidity that causes it is.
An example from Dubai this week...
https://www.facebook.com/41704412838110 ... nref=story

Closer to home and this week; Jurong West.
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/sin ... l?cid=fbsg
'Lamborghini catches fire at Teban Gardens'

The cause in the Jurong case isn't revealed, and who knows. But it seems surprising that SG allows these vehicular equivalents of 'dangerous dogs' off the leash and in public...
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Re: RE: Re: Sundry humour

Postby ecureilx » Wed, 07 Oct 2015 11:47 pm

JR8 wrote:
The cause in the Jurong case isn't revealed, and who knows. But it seems surprising that SG allows these vehicular equivalents of 'dangerous dogs' off the leash and in public...


The Lambo dealer is nearby there in Teban I recall

Maybe a car on post maintenance flight ?

I mean test drive. ..

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Re: Sundry humour

Postby nakatago » Thu, 08 Oct 2015 5:25 am

JR8 wrote:The cause in the Jurong case isn't revealed, and who knows. But it seems surprising that SG allows these vehicular equivalents of 'dangerous dogs' off the leash and in public...


If it's something that adds to an air of wealth, Singapore will allow it. For example, the F1, despite their initial concerns that "it will encourage young people to race their cars."

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Re: Sundry humour

Postby JR8 » Fri, 09 Oct 2015 6:26 pm

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Re: Sundry humour

Postby x9200 » Fri, 09 Oct 2015 9:28 pm

Same happens to Asus and HP.

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Re: Sundry humour

Postby the lynx » Mon, 12 Oct 2015 8:44 am

Reading the Malay part is very funny.

"Your brain must have twisted inside out..."

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Re: Sundry humour

Postby JR8 » Mon, 12 Oct 2015 6:34 pm

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Re: Sundry humour

Postby sundaymorningstaple » Wed, 14 Oct 2015 4:50 pm

A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past
Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He
told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.
The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.

The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.'

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought
another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000 the jeweler said.
The lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated,
'By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now
and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds; I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon.'

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the old man and said
'Sir...There's no money in that account.

''I know,' said the old man...'But let me tell you about my weekend.’

Not All Seniors Are Senile...

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Re: Sundry humour

Postby JR8 » Wed, 14 Oct 2015 11:45 pm

^ :-D

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Meanwhile, this very short vid disproportionately amused me, just because it's pretty off the wall...
'Fat girl launches boyfriend into the sky - vine'
http://youtu.be/GZVx7RDNiAw
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I watched it a few times last night... :)
My wife walked into the study....
She: 'Will you stop singing over and over, have you been drinking?
Me: Don't be silly, it's just a funny Youtube vid
She: But that's *just* how you sing when you're drunk...

hehehe....
[and yes, she's probably right too...lol]


p.s. FWIW The accent is from the south of England, either from west, Bristol area, or right over east, into Suffolk/Norfolk.... can't hear enough to tell...
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Re: Sundry humour

Postby JR8 » Thu, 15 Oct 2015 6:43 pm

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One for the divers (from a Red Sea operator's newsletter). Something to give an added spring into the step getting up those ladders... :lol:

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Re: Sundry humour

Postby nakatago » Thu, 15 Oct 2015 8:27 pm

JR8 wrote:Image

One for the divers (from a Red Sea operator's newsletter). Something to give an added spring into the step getting up those ladders... :lol:

[Yeah - Oceanic White-Tip]



Bah.

Along with local pastimes such as kangaroo riding, drop bear hunting and crocodile wrestling, Australians now include shark punching as a new sport.

http://www.smh.com.au/sport/mick-fannin ... ifzva.html

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Re: Sundry humour

Postby x9200 » Thu, 15 Oct 2015 9:18 pm

JR8 wrote:^ :-D
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Meanwhile, this very short vid disproportionately amused me, just because it's pretty off the wall...
'Fat girl launches boyfriend into the sky - vine'
http://youtu.be/GZVx7RDNiAw
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Long time I didn't lmao as much as for this one. Thanks JR8.

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Re: Sundry humour

Postby JR8 » Wed, 21 Oct 2015 7:14 pm

I just came across this in a local business listing...

'[XYZ shop]
This is a shop selling materials for wedding, henna night, circumcision and baby accessories. The shop is very small, but there are many things.'



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I'm re-summoning the courage to read further... ;)
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Re: Sundry humour

Postby JR8 » Wed, 21 Oct 2015 7:30 pm

And another entry (SMS might like this one)...

A dive shop offering training. Their PADI Open Water course is listed:
'Basic Level Fishman'

LOL! :-D
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Re: Sundry humour

Postby JR8 » Fri, 30 Oct 2015 9:42 pm

A timely one considering the rugby world cup is concluding this weekend.

'Rugby vs. Soccer in a nutshell'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTPZrcQ9808

To clarify, the clip is women's rugby vs men's football and is a clip screened on a US rugby show.
If you can't quite see it: All the 'attacker' in the football clip does is flick the other guys ear - nothing more! :-D
Edit:
Here is the longer clip re: that football 'attack' [lol!] where it is clear as a bell... :lol: https://www.facebook.com/30612449572/vi ... 946159573/

Go Springboks!! :)
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